The summary of the given text is as follows:
The text appears to be a script for a Minecraft-themed video or podcast, where a character named Mal is about to meet her end in a graveyard. However, she is saved by a zombie who falls in love with her. This zombie, now Mal's boyfriend, is undead and wants to eat her brains. Mal, however, is determined to help him become a nice member of the Minecraft server and introduces him to her friend.
The story then shifts to a group of characters who are lost in a dark environment. They find a safe place to stay, but are interrupted by a zombie. The characters are then saved by a brave knight who is present in the present. The knight and his companions are planning to protect Mal and her zombie boyfriend from the evil zombie.
The characters then try to teach the zombie basic human skills, such as breathing, but the zombie is not cooperative. They then try to fix the zombie using a machine, but it doesn't work. The characters then decide to use a lightning rod to shock the zombie, hoping it will turn him into a living human.
Despite the plan not working, the characters remain hopeful and continue to try to protect Mal and her zombie boyfriend. They are determined to stay together and find a way to make the zombie a good member of the Minecraft server. The text ends with the characters expressing their love for each other and their determination to stay together.
1. The text is about a Minecraft server where a character named Mal is saved by a zombie who falls in love with her.
2. The zombie, now Mal's boyfriend, is undead and wants to eat her bra