The text appears to be a script from a YouTube video, likely from a gaming theory channel. The host, referred to as "Wolfie," is discussing a theory about the upcoming Nintendo game, Super Mario Odyssey.
Wolfie starts by introducing a new line of merchandise, including a special limited edition backpack and an asymmetric t-shirt featuring logos from game theory and film theory. He also mentions that he will be signing some of these items.
The main part of the video is dedicated to a theory about the game's setting and mechanics. Wolfie suggests that the game's world is connected to the Donkey Kong universe, specifically the Donkey Kong Country series. He points out numerous references to Donkey Kong in the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, such as street signs, buildings, and even the game's currency.
Wolfie then proposes that the game's setting, New Donk City, is connected to Donkey Kong's lore. He suggests that the city is named after Donkey Kong's main antagonist, King K. Rool, and that the city's inhabitants are significantly larger than the inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario's home.
Wolfie theorizes that this size difference is due to the inhabitants of New Donk City consuming Donkey Kong's special bananas, which are supercharged with tyrosine, an amino acid that can increase growth hormone production. He also mentions that the bananas are used in various restaurants in the city, further supporting his theory.
Finally, Wolfie encourages viewers to buy the new merchandise and to check out the backpacks. He ends the video with a call to action, urging viewers to support the channel by buying the merchandise.
1. The speaker is discussing a new product line for "theorists", including a special limited edition "theorists swag" and a "game theory backpack" that will be available for purchase for the next two weeks.
2. The speaker is also revealing a new product, an asymmetric t-shirt featuring the logos of "game theory" and "film theory".
3. The speaker is discussing the upcoming release of "Super Mario Odyssey", a game developed by Nintendo.
4. The speaker is speculating on the game's mechanics, particularly the size of the characters and the world they inhabit.
5. The speaker is suggesting that the game's setting, "new donk City", is connected to the Donkey Kong series.
6. The speaker is theorizing that the size difference between Mario and the other characters in the game is due to the consumption of "supercharged tyrosine infused bananas".
7. The speaker is suggesting that the size difference between the characters in "new donk City" and those in the Mushroom Kingdom is due to the consumption of "Donkey Kong's special bananas".
8. The speaker is speculating that the restaurants in "new donk City" serve dishes made with "Donkey Kong's special bananas".
9. The speaker is discussing the potential for the theory to be tested and validated after the release of the game.