This passage appears to be a transcript of a comedic roast event. Various comedians take turns making humorous, often insulting remarks about Donald Trump and other individuals present at the event, including references to their appearances, careers, and personal lives. The tone is satirical and irreverent, typical of roast comedy events.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. Donald Trump was offered the opportunity to be roasted, but the Facebook guy canceled, and he was roasted instead.
2. Fred Trump, Donald's dad, started with nothing and became a self-made millionaire.
3. Donald Trump starred in his reality show, "The Apprentice," which was popular.
4. Donald Trump is known for his ego.
5. Donald Trump expressed a desire to run for president.
6. The situation from the Jersey Shore has a fragrance called "a sitch."
7. Marlee Matlin is an Oscar-winning actress.
8. Jeff Ross is a roastmaster general.
9. Lisa Lampanelli won Best in Breed at a County Fair.
10. Snoop Dogg is known for smoking a lot of weed.
11. Greg Giraldo was mentioned in tribute.
Please note that this text contains some humor and roasting, which may not necessarily represent factual information.