The text appears to be a transcript of a video or podcast, possibly a comedy or storytelling show. The narrator, who seems to be a comedian or storyteller, is recounting a series of humorous and embarrassing experiences, often involving sexual innuendos and crude language.
The narrator starts by describing a situation where they tried a new activity for the first time, which seems to be related to sex. They then move on to a series of stories about various embarrassing incidents, including a story about a man who gets drunk and vomits, and another about a woman who gets food poisoning.
The narrator also mentions a series of actions called "Ilyich’s gambit", which seem to be a combination of actions that lead to some effect, but the meaning of these actions is never given.
The narrator also talks about their experiences working in different places like cinemas and restaurants, and how they started writing rap music. They mention a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to use a microphone but ended up giving it to someone else.
The narrator also talks about a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their school history, including a situation where they tried to deceive someone and ended up getting caught.
The narrator ends the story by mentioning a series of embarrassing incidents that happened during their work, including a situation where they tried to
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