The text appears to be a transcript of a comedy performance or a stand-up comedy act. The speaker, referred to as Denis, is sharing humorous anecdotes about his family, including his father, grandfather, and wife.
Denis begins by mentioning a birthday surprise for his son, which he plans to make cool. He then shares a story about his father, who was strict and didn't allow him to laugh. He also recounts a time when his father hit him with a MacBook during a fight.
Denis then shares a story about his childhood, where he was often given candy by his friends because he was considered beautiful. He also mentions that he was often involved in fights, which he sometimes helped with.
Denis continues by sharing a story about his wife, who is slow and suspicious. He mentions that he never yells at her because she works hard. He also shares a story about his father-in-law, who is a character and recently stole a bride at a wedding.
Finally, Denis shares a story about his grandfather, who works on a minibus. He mentions that his grandfather recently caught himself thinking that if the stool was turned over at the same time, four would sit down.
Throughout the performance, Denis uses humor to share personal stories about his family, which he uses to entertain the audience.
1. The speaker is telling a story about his life, including his childhood, family, and personal experiences.
2. The speaker mentions that he has a son and plans to celebrate his birthday.
3. The speaker talks about his father, who listens to songs by the Agatha Christie group.
4. The speaker recalls his childhood, where he lived in poverty and his father read him his birth certificate before bed.
5. The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his father being strict and making him watch a show called "Grandfather put on his robe" as a punishment.
6. The speaker mentions that he recently got into a fight with his father, who hit him with a MacBook.
7. The speaker talks about his family's traditions, such as dipping bread in borscht for the New Year.
8. The speaker mentions a comedian named Denis, who is part of a game where he has to make the comedians laugh to win money.
9. The speaker shares a story about his wife, who is slow and suspicious.
10. The speaker talks about his father-in-law, who is a character in his family.
11. The speaker mentions that he has two grandfathers, one of whom works on a minibus.
12. The speaker concludes his story with a celebration of his son's birthday.