The text appears to be a dialogue from a video or audio recording, possibly a comedy or a parody. The speaker discusses a variety of topics, including school, injections, social media, a scooter app, a potion, and a drawing.
The speaker mentions a task to write a report about an evil creature, but the details about the creature are not clear. The speaker also talks about coming to school early and getting injections, which they are scared of. They reassure the listener that nothing bad will happen and that the injections are necessary to avoid getting sick all year.
The speaker then mentions receiving a large number of likes on social media and expresses surprise. They also discuss ordering a scooter for a discounted price using superpower bonuses, and the delivery of the scooter.
The speaker then engages in a series of actions, including checking out a fly that doesn't feel anything, and preparing to continue an experiment. They also mention checking whether a potion has worked.
The speaker then discusses liking an apartment and the area in general, and mentions that the best place to buy an apartment is to look into any window, even one's neighbor's.
The speaker then talks about a solution to their fear of giving injections, which they found by stealing a potion from a potato. They also mention receiving a gift of a drawing, which they find offensive.
The speaker then mentions a friend who is not themselves today, and they discuss going to a place called Tara. The speaker also mentions a potato coming up with a brilliant potion, and they collect a lot of candy.
The speaker then mentions being robbed at the checkout and paying for everything, and they express surprise at the theft. They also mention a carrot who wants to make a carrot salad and promises to make the carrot suffer all their life.
The speaker then mentions a carrot who stole something from them, and they express surprise at this. They also mention a carrot who could have told them about the potion, but didn't. The speaker then mentions a carrot who turned evil because of the potion, and they express surprise at this.
The speaker then congratulates themselves for doing a lot of bad things, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction. They also mention a carrot who looked like a young, angry Zlyukovna. The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again.
The speaker then mentions looking at their tests without asking, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction. They also mention that their immune system can completely cope with any flu, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction again. They also mention looking at their tests just in case, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction.
The speaker then expresses surprise at the carrot's reaction, and they express surprise at the carrot's reaction
1. The text mentions a report about an evil creature.
2. The creature is described as wanting to listen to its own biography.
3. The narrator has survived a difficult situation, referred to as "hell".
4. The narrator instructs everyone to come early to school the next day.
5. The narrator mentions that there will be injections given, and they should not be late for them.
6. The narrator expresses fear of the injections.
7. The narrator assures everyone that nothing bad will happen, and they won't get sick all year if they receive the injections.
8. The narrator mentions a music track and a countdown to a specific time.
9. The narrator receives 100,000 likes for a post, but denies it's for them.
10. The narrator mentions ordering goodies for a scooter for 10 rubles.
11. The narrator mentions superpower bonuses can be exchanged for a discount of up to 99 percent on a scooter.
12. The narrator mentions a scooter app where bonuses can be exchanged for a discount.
13. The narrator mentions receiving a scooter delivery in 15 minutes.
14. The narrator mentions an unimaginable situation where they got a fly that doesn't feel anything.
15. The narrator mentions an experiment where they need to check whether an elixir worked.
16. The narrator mentions a bedside table and a countdown to a specific time.
17. The narrator mentions not feeling any pain after an elixir.
18. The narrator mentions liking an apartment and the area being good in general.
19. The narrator mentions a drawing they drew for someone, but it's unclear who the drawing is for.
20. The narrator mentions a potion from a potato that makes them not feel anything.
21. The narrator mentions a surprise cooking plan, but it's unclear what it is.
22. The narrator mentions a situation where they stole something from someone else.
23. The narrator mentions a situation where they turned evil because of a potion.
24. The narrator mentions a situation where they are trapped and need to be let out.
25. The narrator mentions a situation where they are congratulated for doing bad things.
26. The narrator mentions a situation where they look at tests and see that their immune system can cope with any flu.
27. The narrator mentions a situation where they climbed into a laboratory without asking.
28. The narrator mentions a situation where they look at tests and see that their immune system can cope with any flu.
29. The narrator mentions a situation where they are congratulated for doing bad things.
30. The narrator mentions a situation where they are trapped and need to be let out.