The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, possibly a podcast or a live stream. The speaker discusses a variety of topics, including magic, gaming, and cooking.
The speaker starts by expressing surprise and disappointment at finding a stolen roulette, but then reflects on how they could have bought a new one instead. They mention calling the police, who arrive with yellow tapes of their own. The speaker then introduces themselves as the host of a Ministry of Magic Control, inviting attendees to bring wands, barrels, and girls' panties.
The speaker then proceeds to introduce a student named Hermione, who is attending a therapy session for herpes. The speaker emphasizes the importance of preparing for their subject, and encourages practice of pronunciations. They also mention a decrease in mountains, cardio hockey, and a game called "n cardio".
The speaker then introduces a new spell to call for money, and mentions the upcoming release of new graphic games. They suggest using a service called dfn.dot.ru, which allows users to play games remotely on cloud servers. The speaker also mentions a new product called "gfn", which allows users to select a game and enjoy it without any updates or complex configuration settings.
The speaker then introduces a new product called "bfm.ru", which offers a 10% discount when using a promotional code "Valera". They encourage viewers to try out the new product on any device.
The speaker then introduces a cooking segment, where they prepare a dish called "lazy cabbage". They also mention a spell for a teapot and a spell to call a pumpkin. The speaker then introduces a "huge chocolate toad" that will protect them from Voldemort and the whole world.
The speaker then discusses a spell to cook pilaf, using ingredients like "grandfather's tears", "mandrake root", and "coronavirus piece". They also mention a spell to catch mice and a spell to make a bird dumbfounded.
The speaker then discusses a spell to fly, and mentions a hat with a real pitch. They also discuss a broom and a goblet of fire. The speaker then discusses a spell called "avada kedavra", and mentions a game called "Mount Dumbledore".
The speaker concludes the recording by discussing a character called "sarin".
1. The text is a transcript of a video or audio recording.
2. The speaker is discussing a stolen roulette and decides to buy a new one.
3. The speaker is in a place called the Ministry of Magic Control.
4. The speaker is giving an online lesson and encourages people to prepare for their subject.
5. The speaker mentions a spell to call for money and advertising.
6. The speaker talks about new graphic games and the need for good internet to play them.
7. The speaker mentions a service that allows playing games remotely on cloud servers.
8. The speaker lists new game titles like Hitman 3, Cyberpunk Assassin Creed Valhalla, and more than 800 game titles.
9. The speaker offers a promotional code for a 10 percent discount.
10. The speaker mentions cooking a dish called "lazy cabbage" with red wine and sanin.
11. The speaker mentions a spell for a teapot and a spell to make a huge chocolate toad.
12. The speaker mentions a final cache touch and a recipe for cooking pilaf with grandfather's tears and mandrake root.
13. The speaker mentions catching mice for the cat.
14. The speaker talks about charging a broom and showering.
15. The speaker mentions a hat with a real pitch and a goblet of fire.
16. The speaker talks about a lesson in Avada Kedavra.
17. The speaker mentions a game with a score of 10 points.
18. The speaker mentions a substance called sarin.