The text appears to be a transcript of a speech or presentation, likely from a variety show or awards ceremony. The speaker praises various individuals for their skills and dedication to their jobs.
The speaker mentions a sandwich maker who doesn't skimp on avocado and provides fast service, suggesting that they are a highly valued employee. They also make a joke about keeping drunk people happy by keeping the booze flowing.
The speaker then talks about a baker who has been working for a long time and can probably do the task blindfolded while sleeping with one arm tied behind his back. They also mention a warehouse worker who is promoted to manager and another who is on their way out.
The speaker then discusses the challenges of driving in reverse and the importance of having skills to navigate in this manner. They also mention the need for tire changes every year, which consumes about half of the world's rubber production.
The speaker then praises a crane operator who can fit into a tight space without causing damage to a fancy European apartment. They also mention that 80% of the world's roads are unpaved, making drivers with these skills crucial.
The speaker then talks about the health benefits of eating more tomatoes, suggesting that they reduce the risk of lung, prostate, and stomach cancer. They also mention the environmental benefits of wood pallets, stating that 97% of them are recycled into boiler fuel, mulch, wood pellets, or animal bedding.
The speaker then discusses the safety of a job that involves heavy lifting and the importance of using one's brain to load cargo into a truck. They also mention the advantage of laying down a path using bricks, which can adjust to weather changes without cracking.
Finally, the speaker ends the celebration by praising the highly skilled individuals who are awesome at their jobs and encourages the audience to hit the like button and subscribe to their channel.
1. The speaker appreciates a sandwich maker who doesn't skimp on avocado and provides fast service.
2. The speaker suggests that keeping drunk people happy involves keeping the booze flowing.
3. The speaker mentions that showmanship is important.
4. The speaker implies that the person they are talking about has been working for a while.
5. The speaker discusses the two types of people who work in a warehouse.
6. The speaker states that mops are for amateurs and real professionals corral water.
7. The speaker mentions that with 1 and A2 billion cars on the road, almost 3 billion tires need to be changed every year.
8. The speaker talks about the importance of skills in driving in reverse.
9. The speaker mentions that 80% of the world's roads are unpaved.
10. The speaker suggests that people who eat more tomatoes have a lower risk of lung, prostate, and stomach cancer.
11. The speaker states that plastic chairs are low maintenance, functional, and affordable.
12. The speaker talks about the environmental friendliness of wood pallets, which are recycled into boiler fuel, mulch, wood pellets, or animal bedding.
13. The speaker suggests that big logs are heavy and it's better to use a big brain to load cargo into the back of the truck.
14. The speaker praises anyone who can cut a pizza into equal slices.
15. The speaker discusses the advantage of laying down a path or road using bricks that can adjust to weather changes.
16. The speaker mentions that no tree log or forest will stand a chance against a chainsaw powered by a V8 engine.
17. The speaker concludes the celebration of highly skilled men and women who are awesome at their jobs.