The speaker shares a humorous and nostalgic account of their childhood experiences with Christmas. They recall their excitement and anticipation for gifts, often checking around the house for them. They also remember the disappointment when they received less desirable gifts, like colored pencils, and the surprise when they received a game console instead.
The speaker also recalls the unique Christmas traditions in their family, such as their parents hiding gifts behind the Christmas tree when they were cleaning their room. They share a funny story about how they stopped believing in Santa Claus when their uncle dressed up as him and stayed that way all night.
The speaker then shares a funny anecdote about dressing up as Santa Claus for their neighbor's kids, and the hilarious reactions of the kids when they realized it was not the real Santa. They also mention a phone number they used to call to stop believing in Santa Claus, which they now use to scam people.
The speaker expresses their preference for Christmas when they were younger, when the focus was on presents. They also share a funny story about their father's love for oysters and foie gras, and their discomfort with the idea of force-feeding ducks for foie gras.
Finally, the speaker reveals a small Christmas gift for their audience - a website they created called "JMEFAISCHIER.FR", which generates random playlists of their videos. They also mention that they can't write for real, so they use "JME" instead of "Je Me".
1. The speaker has a long history with Christmas.
2. The speaker is asked if a gift is for them, but they don't know what it is.
3. The speaker is surprised to find a hamster.
4. The speaker reminisces about Christmas as a child, describing themselves as crazy and looking for their gifts.
5. The speaker is surprised by the gifts they receive, including roller-skates and a game console.
6. The speaker is asked if they guessed their parents' presents, to which they respond with "I have superpowers!".
7. The speaker describes their childhood Christmas, distinguishing between the gifts they received and the ones they didn't.
8. The speaker's parents have a unique way of hiding gifts, which includes putting them behind the Christmas tree when no one is looking.
9. The speaker recalls the exact moment they stopped believing in Santa Claus, which was on a Christmas night when their uncle dressed up as Santa.
10. The speaker describes their uncle staying dressed up as Santa all night.
11. The speaker recalls a time they were asked to dress as Santa Claus for their neighbor's kids.
12. The speaker describes a commercial for Santa Claus that they remember from their childhood.
13. The speaker expresses a preference for Christmas when they were younger, before it became more about the food.
14. The speaker describes a tradition at their parents' table on Christmas Eve, which includes foie gras and oysters.
15. The speaker describes their vision of oysters, which they find repulsive.
16. The speaker mentions a site they created called "JMEFAISCHIER.FR", which creates a random playlist of their videos for users.
17. The speaker gives a small present, which is a site they created called "JMEFAISCHIER.FR".