The speaker, presumably a man, is having a conversation with someone named Alice. He mentions that he is using T9 to communicate, and Alice is the thirteenth person he's talking to. The speaker expresses a desire to go to school, but not to school itself, and mentions having breakfast and recess there. He also talks about his day, and his desire to communicate with Alice.
The speaker then mentions that he is gaining 2 million subscribers and encourages those who are not subscribed to do so. He also mentions that Alice is following him, which he finds amusing. He then talks about Alice's pregnancy, and how she figured him out.
The speaker then talks about his name, which he doesn't have, and how he lives half the words. He also talks about his hair, which is similar to Alice's. He mentions that he wants to communicate with Alice, but she is pissing him off. He also talks about his morning and evening moods, and how he feels every day.
The speaker then talks about his hairstyle, and mentions that he is a vampire. He also talks about his hobbies, which include talking on the phone. He then encourages viewers to write comments, as one of them will come across the next century. He also mentions that he is shocked by himself, and asks Alice to tell him a little about herself.
The speaker then talks about his name again, and mentions that he is a fish. He also talks about his envy, and encourages viewers not to turn off the video. He then talks about his other videos, and encourages viewers to watch them. He then wishes Alice good luck and ends the conversation.
1. The speaker is discussing their experience with a T9 dictionary, a type of predictive text input technology.
2. The speaker mentions wanting to go to school but doesn't want to.
3. The speaker is discussing their feelings about a topic in Kiev, but doesn't want to talk about it.
4. The speaker is trying to gain subscribers to their channel, emphasizing the importance of support from non-subscribers.
5. The speaker is recording a video and mentions a person named Alice who is annoying them.
6. The speaker is discussing their physical appearance, mentioning that they don't have a name and that their hair is similar to something.
7. The speaker is discussing their mood and their desire to communicate with someone named Alice.
8. The speaker is discussing their morning and evening feelings, and their desire to communicate with Alice.
9. The speaker is discussing their physical appearance again, mentioning that they look similar to a character named Lil Bab.
10. The speaker is discussing their name, mentioning that they are Baghdad Bogdan.
11. The speaker is discussing their age, stating that they are 500 years old and a vampire.
12. The speaker is discussing their desire for comments on their videos, stating that one of them will come across the next century.
13. The speaker is discussing their hobbies, stating that they love talking on the phone.
14. The speaker is discussing their desire for others to watch their videos, stating that there are many videos to choose from.
15. The speaker is discussing their desire to meet their audience, stating that they will meet soon.