The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video where the host, a woman named Liza, is being guided through a makeup tutorial by her boyfriend, David. The video starts with Liza introducing herself and explaining that David is going to do her voiceover while she applies makeup.
Liza begins by applying a liquid gel to her face and using a lightsaber to highlight her eyes. She then uses a sponge to clean her face and applies a raspberry-flavored push pop to her nose and above her eyebrows. She also uses a brown flavored push pop to contour her face.
Throughout the video, Liza and David engage in playful banter and jokes, with Liza often referring to herself as a "little boy" and David responding with humor.
At one point, Liza accidentally applies eyeliner to her face, and they both laugh at the result. They then continue with the makeup tutorial, with Liza applying a brown flavor to her eyeliner and David marking her eyebrows.
The video ends with Liza and David discussing their upcoming plans, with Liza mentioning that she will be posting a fuller video on Thursdays.
1. The speaker is a woman who is about to have her makeup done by her boyfriend, David.
2. David is known for doing his girlfriend's voiceovers while she does her makeup.
3. The speaker is applying a liquid gel to her face and rubbing it with a sponge.
4. She is using a lightsaber to highlight her eyes.
5. She is applying a push pop up to her nose and above her eyebrows.
6. She is spraying water on her face and rubbing it all over.
7. She is applying a raspberry flavored push pop to her face as a joke.
8. She is applying a brown flavor to her eyeliner.
9. She is using a pencil to brush up on her eyebrows.
10. She is using a thermometer or pregnancy test to apply eyeliner.
11. She is applying chapstick to her face.
12. She is applying peroxides to her face.
13. She is spraying water everywhere and is happy with the results.
14. She is driving a car to go for a run.
15. She is walking quickly and is likely going to a sale.
16. She is walking into a store called Kinkos, which is likely a typo for a store like Macy's or Knopf.
17. She is angry and is planning to take it out on someone.
18. She is giving a big thumbs up to her boyfriend, David.
19. She is planning to see her boyfriend next Wednesday.
20. She is suggesting that she can rub her toast together and start a fire sandwich.