The transcript seems to be a monologue from a comedian or storyteller, possibly Andrei Mikhail Shats, who is recounting various anecdotes and experiences from his life.
He begins by discussing his understanding of the world and his interactions with a character named Alice. He mentions that Alice communicates with him and he is behind all the gods. He also talks about his experiences in school and his interactions with his classmates.
He then moves on to discuss his experiences with his signature, which he has used since the ninth grade. He mentions that he has used it on various documents, including his passport.
He recounts his experiences living with his grandmother, his parents, and his brother. He talks about the unique characteristics of their apartment, such as the bathtub in the corridor and the lack of a latch on the toilet.
He also shares a story about a stand-up tour he went on with Ruslan Usachev. They signed up for a hostel, but when they arrived, they found a rat and no other people.
He then recounts a story about stealing money from a locker room at school. He mentions that they stole a pack of cigarettes and were found out.
He talks about his experiences with drugs at school and how he and his friends would buy weed. He also shares a story about a girl who he met at a party and how he was attracted to her.
He then talks about his experiences with a girl named Tanya and how he was surprised when she left the party.
He also shares a story about a man named Guzman who he met at a party. He talks about how Guzman was looking for a man to make a command and how he ended up choosing Guzman for the job.
Finally, he talks about his experiences with construction brigades in Kazakhstan and how he was able to earn a lot of money.
Throughout the monologue, he uses humor and storytelling to engage his audience and share his experiences.
1. The speaker is discussing their life and experiences, including their childhood, adolescence, and school history.
2. The speaker mentions a story about a man named Mikhail who was a member of a team called "lightning".
3. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Leonid who was a member of a team called "lightning".
4. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Ruslan who was a member of a team called "lightning".
5. The speaker recounts a story about a man named George who was a member of a team called "lightning".
6. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Peter who was a member of a team called "lightning".
7. The speaker shares a story about a man named Tanya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
8. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
9. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
10. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
11. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
12. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
13. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
14. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
15. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
16. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
17. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
18. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
19. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
20. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
21. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
22. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
23. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
24. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
25. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
26. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
27. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
28. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
29. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
30. The speaker shares a story about a man named Guzmán who was a member of a team called "lightning".
31. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
32. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
33. The speaker discusses a story about a man named Guzman who was a member of a team called "lightning".
34. The speaker shares a story about a man named GuzmÁN who was a member of a team called "lightning".
35. The speaker recounts a story about a man named Lenya who was a member of a team called "lightning".
36. The speaker talks about a story about a man named Lyonya who was a member of a team