The speaker is discussing a situation where their bike was stolen, and they are trying to find it. They mention that they are not listening to the person they are speaking with, and they are afraid of water. They then mention that they have a lot of work to do and are trying to catch a gang of criminals. They also mention a potato that is a hypnotist and that they will go to school and look for the stolen bike. They suggest that the person they are speaking with can look for the bike themselves, and they mention that they are not police officers. They also mention that they have almost 2,000,000 subscribers on their channel and ask the person to subscribe and like the video. They mention that they are going to get donuts for the police officers and that they will catch a thief who was going to steal a bottle of milk. They mention a mark from the sole of a shoe and that they will look for which of the kids at school has the same thing. They mention that they will have to take away all the person's phones and put them in custody. They mention that they will check the person's alibi and that they will have to admit where they were today from 8 to 12. They mention that they will close their eyes on the person's drawings and point to the bike through their friends. They mention that they found the bike in another parking lot and that it does not happen to anyone. They mention that it is offensive that not a single normal crime was solved. They mention that they will have to repark the car and that they will meet the person at the test. They mention that they have a feeling that they forgot to do something, and that the ribbons from the bike rack need to be removed.
1. The speaker is discussing a stolen bike that was parked near a school.
2. The speaker is afraid of water, which might be related to the bike theft.
3. The speaker is currently dealing with a lot of work, including catching a gang that is attacking people like postmen.
4. The speaker is trying to find the stolen bike, but is not sure if it was stolen in the first place.
5. The speaker is considering using hypnosis to help find the stolen bike.
6. The speaker is considering making the person they are speaking to a police officer to help find the bike.
7. The speaker is discussing the number of subscribers to their channel, which is almost 2,000,000.
8. The speaker is discussing a thief who was caught stealing a bottle of milk from a supermarket.
9. The speaker is discussing a trail from a map that led to the thief.
10. The speaker is discussing a plan to catch the thief using live bait.
11. The speaker is discussing the need to pick up the stolen bike.
12. The speaker is discussing the need to catch the thief and the need to block all exits from the city.
13. The speaker is discussing the need to return the stolen bike and the need to use a scooter to catch the criminal.
14. The speaker is discussing the need to push the scooter and the need to shoot the thief.
15. The speaker is discussing a suspect named Kirill who is accused of vandalism and slander.
16. The speaker is discussing the need to check Kirill's alibi and the need to take away all his phones and put him in custody.
17. The speaker is discussing the need to close eyes on Kirill's drawings and to point out the bike through his friends.
18. The speaker is discussing the need to repark a car that was parked in the wrong place.
19. The speaker is discussing the need to remove ribbons from the bike rack.