The story is about a man named Graham who, along with his girlfriend, embarks on a trip to Los Angeles after the lockdown. They visit a friend's house, where they consume a substance called Snoop Juice, which turns out to be a serum. The night is filled with whale noises from cassette tapes and the effects of the Snoop Juice.
In the early hours of the morning, they take an Uber ride in a Tesla. The driver, who seems to be angry, is unable to understand how to open the door handle. Graham, trying to defuse the situation, yells at the driver, who eventually lets them in.
Upon reaching their Airbnb, they find it difficult to exit the Tesla due to its unique door mechanism. They eventually manage to get out, but the mushrooms and Snoop Juice they consumed are causing stomach issues.
Graham's girlfriend falls asleep, and he initially thinks she is dead. However, he realizes she is just sleeping deeply. The story ends with them going for brunch the next day. The moral of the story is that if your friends are on mushrooms and they fall asleep, they are probably not dead.
1. The speaker's name is Graham Berch.
2. The story is about the first time Graham did mushrooms and had to figure out how to transport a body across the border.
3. Graham was in LA with his girlfriend, who was his first vacation post-lockdown.
4. They went to his friend's house on the top of a mountainside.
5. They spent their night drinking Snoop Dogg's wine and listening to whale sounds from cassette tapes.
6. Around 10-11 p.m., Graham's friend brought out a box containing Snoop juice, a true serum.
7. Graham was cautious about doing mushrooms, but he took them anyway.
8. They ended up in the back patio of the house, overlooking the uncut backyard.
9. Around 5 a.m., they called an Uber to go to their Airbnb.
10. The Uber turned out to be a Tesla, which was their first time in a Tesla.
11. They were unable to exit the Tesla due to the unfamiliar door mechanism.
12. They eventually managed to exit the Tesla by pressing a button.
13. Upon arriving at the Airbnb, they found the mushrooms and Snoop Dogg's wine were battling in their stomachs.
14. Graham's girlfriend was asleep, to the point where he thought she might be dead.
15. They were discussing how to transport a body back to Canada, considering the cleaning fee and the logistics of transporting a body in a wheelchair.
16. The story ends with them going for brunch.