The text appears to be a humorous monologue about the author's experiences with photography and the challenges they face. The author, who identifies as a science student, expresses frustration with their inability to improve their photography skills despite years of practice. They mock their own attempts at posing and make light of the various locations they've had to photograph in, such as roads, railway tracks, and even forests.
The author also pokes fun at the poses they've been taught, such as the "calling your 20 inches chest as 46 inches Khali pose", and the "playing with the hair like I play with your heart pose". They also mock the professionalism of some photographers, including their use of models and the services they offer, such as massage services.
The author also shares their experiences with friends and family, including a friend who they call over to help with a photoshoot, and a friend who they joke about being a "James Bond of Saki Naka". They also share their experiences with teachers, including a teacher who they trick with a blue pen instead of a red one.
Throughout the monologue, the author uses humor and sarcasm to express their frustrations and to make light of their experiences. They end the monologue with a joke about spoiling a movie, suggesting that they may have spoiled the teacher's day.
1. The text is a humorous commentary on the challenges and absurdities of modern photography, specifically in the context of social media and online platforms.
2. The author has been taking photos for 22 years, but they feel that their skills have not improved over time.
3. The author mocks the trend of people wanting to see not just the face, but also the entire body in photos, comparing it to a shift from showing only the buttocks in childhood photos.
4. The author mentions learning poses from YouTube, which they find overly complicated and professional, with models and directors who offer additional services like massages.
5. The author mentions a photoshoot in a "goat-like zone" and a photoshoot on a railway track, highlighting the absurdity of these locations.
6. The author mocks the advice given for photos, such as hiding the face or lying down on the road, and the editing process, which they find unnecessary and time-consuming.
7. The author comments on the trend of people posting photos of themselves looking sad or upset, often in forests, and the associated comments and likes.
8. The author mentions a "breakup album in advance" and the trend of people posting photos of themselves studying or reading books, often in unusual or absurd locations.
9. The author criticizes the trend of people posting photos of themselves in poses with friends, often with a large number of friends.
10. The author ends the text with a humorous comment about spoiling a movie, suggesting that they have spoiled the author's life with their photography.