The speaker, who is in good health, shares a humorous and self-deprecating account of his body, which was created by a character named Hans with a German accent. The speaker jokes about his facial hair, which he describes as uncontrollable, and his vision problems, which include myopia, astigmatism, and hypermetropia. He also shares his struggles with body image, particularly his weight gain and loss, and his experiences with sweating and dieting. The speaker also reveals that he has started practicing sports, which he found challenging at first but has since found enjoyable. The speaker ends by encouraging others to embrace their bodies, regardless of their shape or color, and to not be afraid of change.
1. The speaker is in good health.
2. The speaker is not complaining about their body.
3. The speaker's body was created by a man named Hans.
4. The speaker's body has facial hair that doesn't know when to stop.
5. The speaker's beard goes up to their cheeks and under their eyes.
6. The speaker's hair has a particular implantation and returns to its original shape when they wake up or get out of the shower.
7. The speaker's hair is compared to Wolverine's.
8. The speaker has vision problems, with myopia in the right eye and astigmatism and hypermetropia in the left eye.
9. The speaker has a sweating problem and uses a special deodorant.
10. The speaker gained 5Kgs in a few weeks when they moved to Paris at the age of 18.
11. The speaker gained 5Kg more weight since then.
12. The speaker's body reacted to stress and eating like a pig.
13. The speaker's body only gains weight in the butt, thighs, and love handles.
14. The speaker's body is compared to a woman's body.
15. The speaker decided to lose weight after seeing a picture of themselves.
16. The speaker's diet is simple and involves not eating bread and eating slightly in the evening.
17. The speaker practices sport, which is new to them.
18. The speaker admits that running is hard for them.
19. The speaker lost 7Kgs in a month and a half after starting to run.
20. The speaker believes in the benefits of running after losing weight.
21. The speaker encourages others to assume themselves within their body, regardless of shape, color, or hairiness.
22. The speaker's body is expected to start losing hair.