VEJA O QUE COMPRAMOS NA LOJA DE 1 REAL (qualquer coisa 1 real😱) - Summary

Summary

The text seems to be a transcript of a conversation or monologue, possibly a stand-up comedy routine or a spoken word performance. The speaker discusses various topics, including personal experiences, relationships, and societal issues.

The speaker recounts a personal incident where they fell, broke their nose, and got six stitches. They also mention a character named Edu who is crying, and they express their own fears and anxieties. They also reference a character named Lira who is screaming, and they challenge this person to see who screams the coldest.

The speaker then introduces a character named Joel who has a date to arrive in chocolate, coffee, and cigarettes. They mention a place called "real" and a character named AnoƩ who is smoking a cigarette. They also mention a character named Claudinho who is hitting something.

The speaker then discusses a character named Allian who has a person named Leo. They mention a character named Henrique and a mother who spent 90 minutes talking. They also mention a business and advertising, and they express frustration about having to pay for everything.

The speaker then mentions a character named Tiago who takes tomorrow today, and they discuss a healthy brush. They also mention a person who is going to lose their hair and become bald.

The speaker then discusses a character named Henin who is sipping something, and they mention a line where the real and buy more can of a real. They also mention a strong one that is cut with a favor.

The speaker then discusses a character named Rio and a person who buys crack. They mention a plate full of silver where it doesn't exist in the world. They also mention a colleague who must define cigarettes, and they discuss a pot of R$1.

The speaker then discusses a character named Ghezzal who lives and sells strawberries. They mention a character named Alexandre Pampado de Capim and a city. They also mention a character named John Hancock and a character named Milan.

The speaker then discusses a character named Gelinho who marches and a character named OAB. They mention a character named Italy and a character named Japan. They also mention a character named El Baga and a character named 52.

The speaker then discusses a character named Suitcase and a character named Church. They mention a character named MALL and a character named 51. They also mention a character named Dust and a character named Waterline.

The speaker then discusses a character named Tea and a character named Du Ri. They mention a character named Bathtub and a character named Chamyto. They also mention a character named Steam and a character named Fall.

The speaker then discusses a character named Lady and a character named No One. They mention a character named Calls and a character named Rock. They also mention a character named Drink and a character named EPD Tour.

The speaker ends the conversation with an applause.

Facts

1. The speaker fell and broke their nose.
2. The speaker got six stitches.
3. The speaker went to call for help and ran.
4. The speaker mentions Joel having a date to arrive.
5. The speaker mentions a can of condensed milk.
6. The speaker mentions a girlfriend named Henin.
7. The speaker talks about a store and advertising.
8. The speaker mentions a trip to Rio.
9. The speaker mentions a person buying crack.
10. The speaker mentions a plate of silver that doesn't exist in the world.
11. The speaker talks about cigarettes and cigars.
12. The speaker mentions a trip to Egypt.
13. The speaker mentions a box and economics.
14. The speaker talks about a sound and a march.
15. The speaker mentions a trip to Italy.
16. The speaker talks about a mother and the OAB.
17. The speaker mentions a banana table.
18. The speaker talks about a stove and a rule.
19. The speaker mentions a nail and a problem.
20. The speaker talks about a desire and Japan.
21. The speaker mentions a suitcase and a mall.
22. The speaker talks about a church and a happy place.
23. The speaker mentions a water line and a charm.
24. The speaker talks about taking care of themselves.
25. The speaker mentions a bathtub and a call.
26. The speaker talks about steam and a fall.
27. The speaker mentions a drink and a lady.
28. The speaker talks about an idea and a tour.