The text appears to be a dialogue from a video, likely a comedy or a skit, involving a character who is a zombie. The character seems to be rich and lives underground, enjoying a comfortable lifestyle with a soft bed and a glass of soda water in the morning. Despite his wealth, he acknowledges the hardships faced by poor zombies who sleep on boards and drink water from a leaking roof.
The character also seems to have a strong tool, a grinder, which he uses to create a "shark manicure" for a zombie. He then thanks the zombie and takes the change. He also mentions that he can't carry his zombie's stiff hands anymore and needs to rest.
The character then talks about the hot and stuffy environment in his basement and expresses a desire for a fan. He mentions that he has a million-dollar fan, but decides to make a fan instead. He also mentions that he has a radioactive smoothie to increase energy and a brain milkshake recipe.
The character then talks about ordering food delivery and making a brain-shaped doughnut. He orders a brain milkshake and a brain-shaped doughnut, which he places on a wooden skewer and dries for six hours in the oven.
The character then talks about his stomach growling and mentions that the shelves are empty. He then mentions that he has fresh cockroaches and uses dust from a food rap to make a meal. He also talks about using a toilet paper mask and mentions that poor zombies use duct tape instead of toilet paper.
The character then talks about making a special perfume for zombies and mentions that he has a new hand on sale. He also talks about going shopping and mentions that he bought a hat and a brain-shaped doughnut. He then talks about ordering the most expensive food at a restaurant and mentions that he has two books that he has read twice.
The character then talks about reading a book by the author himself and mentions that he will change the content and bring a different book. He then talks about his wardrobe and mentions that he will wear an owl sweater.
The dialogue ends with a call to action for viewers to subscribe to the channel and click the bell on the video.
1. The text describes a scenario where a character named "Uncle" is living as a zombie.
2. The character has a luxurious lifestyle, with a soft bed and a glass of soda water in the morning.
3. The character has a hard time with basic tasks due to their zombie status, such as needing new nails and struggling with a strong tool.
4. The character is able to create a fan using money, but is concerned about the heat in their environment.
5. The character uses trash and banana peels to create fresh air.
6. The character is trying to increase their energy by creating a radioactive smoothie.
7. The character is trying to recharge a remote control by eating a battery, which results in them becoming instantly energized.
8. The character is trying to make a brain milkshake, which requires egg whites, powdered sugar, and food coloring.
9. The character orders food delivery, which includes a brain shaped cake.
10. The character is trying to create a special perfume for zombies, which requires alcohol, makeup coloring, and lavender, mint, and lemon oil.
11. The character is shopping for a hat and a new hand, and is trying to create a brain-shaped hat.
12. The character is dining at an expensive restaurant and is served gold-made worms.
13. The character is reading books, but finds the story boring and decides to change the content.
14. The character is trying to decide what to wear, but does not have their own wardrobe.
15. The character is trying to balance on a sweater, but loses their balance.
16. The character is asking for viewer opinions on which lifestyle they prefer, between poor zombies and rich zombies.
17. The character is encouraging viewers to subscribe to their channel and click the bell on the video.