El Cine | Hola Soy German - Summary

Summary

The text appears to be a transcript of a video or a podcast. The speaker, referred to as "Germán", talks about his experience at the cinema, his reactions to different films, and his interactions with others.

He shares his disappointment when he didn't make a video as promised to a friend "C R I S" who threatened him with a nude or chicken costume video if he didn't upload a video on Friday. He also reveals his love for cinema, particularly the strong music and giant screens that make him feel like he's inside the movie.

Germán expresses his desire to emulate the characters he sees in films, such as wanting to drive cars fast after watching "Fast and Furious", wanting to be a mobster after watching "The Godfather", and wanting to be gay after watching "Brokeback Mountain". He also shares his frustration with the uncomfortable cinema seats and the inconvenience of buying popcorn and drinks when he arrives late.

He also talks about the traditions at the cinema, such as the expectation that the man pays for everything when a man and a woman go to the cinema together. He shares a humorous anecdote about a friend who invited him to watch a movie with a super sexy girl, but Germán couldn't afford to go.

Germán also shares his struggle with needing to use the bathroom during a movie, and his creative solution to this problem. He concludes by mentioning the most sold movie at the cinema, "Easy to Kill", and a person who wants to know the name of the movie to download it illegally.

The speaker ends the video by asking viewers to like, subscribe, and follow him on various social media platforms.

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1. The text is a dialogue from a video, where the speaker is discussing their experiences at the cinema.
2. The speaker was challenged by a friend named "C R I S" to make a video or go shirtless if they didn't upload a video on Friday.
3. The speaker was late to the cinema, arriving only one minute before the movie started.
4. The speaker was asked if they wanted to enlarge their popcorn or drink, and they chose small for both.
5. The speaker was asked if they wanted to enlarge their drink, and they declined.
6. The speaker was asked if they wanted to enlarge their drink again, and they declined.
7. The speaker was asked if they wanted to enlarge their drink for the third time, and they declined.
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