The transcript appears to be a dialogue from a comedy show, likely "Between Two Ferns," hosted by Zach Galifianakis. The guest is Barack Obama, the former President of the United States. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous, with the two discussing a variety of topics.
The dialogue starts with Galifianakis expressing surprise that people actually watch the show, and Obama responding that he's good to be with him. They discuss a variety of topics, including Obama's presidency, his plans for 2014, and the possibility of him pardoning another turkey. There's also a discussion about Obama's basketball skills and his weight, with Obama joking about his weight on his birth certificate.
The conversation then shifts to a discussion about Obama's views on same-sex divorce and his thoughts on his son playing football. They also discuss Obama's views on the Affordable Care Act and the importance of healthcare for young Americans.
The dialogue ends with Galifianakis thanking Obama for being on the show and Obama thanking Galifianakis for having him on the show. The conversation is filled with humor and light-hearted banter, making it clear that this is a comedy show.
1. The host of the show is Zach Galifianakis.
2. The guest on the show is Barack Obama, the former president of the United States.
3. The show is called "Between Two Ferns".
4. The host has seen the show before and some episodes were better than this one.
5. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
6. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
7. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
8. The host has seen the show before and some episodes were better than this one.
9. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
10. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
11. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
12. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
13. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
14. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
15. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
16. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
17. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
18. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
19. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
20. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
21. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
22. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
23. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
24. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
25. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
26. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
27. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
28. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
29. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
30. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
31. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
32. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
33. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
34. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
35. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
36. The host is surprised that people watch the show.
37. The host had to cancel a few times due to a broken mousepad.
38. The host had to get some diabetes shoes for his great-aunt.
39. The host is surprised that people watch the show