The text appears to be a transcript of a comedy show where the host is introducing a new segment. The host, who is referred to as "my master," is ready to make a new sign for their show. They mention that the jokes have become worse due to a lawsuit, but they are ready to take advantage of the offer from YouTube, where they can find professionals for any job. They are looking for a famous person, desirable in the twilight of his career, ready to joke on camera. The host also mentions that they are waiting for something truly interesting and that they are willing to write jokes for some TV program.
The host then introduces a guest, Vitalik, who is glad to attend the program. Vitalik sings a song about rock, paper, scissors and then tells a joke about Mitya Khrustalev unexpectedly eating something. The host then starts telling jokes, some of which are about Danila Kozlovsky and Maxim Galkin. The host also tells a joke about why Danila Kozlovsky thinks when they call him by his last name from afar.
The host then tells a joke about why Oleg Tinkov doesn’t use the services of cheap prostitutes, why there isn’t cashback, and what Maxim Galkin said to whom Galkin gave a [ __ ] in the cinema. The host also tells a joke about why Maxim Galkin ended up in the hospital with acute intestinal poisoning.
The host then tells a joke about why Sergei Bezrukov doesn’t eat honey and why he thinks it’s the blood of a bee clogs. The host then tells a joke about why Dmitry Medvedev shaves off when he gets seasick while on a yacht in a spring bag. The host then tells a joke about a mother of three children from Volgograd who was imprisoned for a recipe for Kiev cutlets.
The host then tells a joke about why the host is afraid of steam and is going to see a doctor because it doesn’t cause any problems with potency. The host ends the segment by saying that they still believe in the best because in our lives there is always something to believe.
1. The speaker is preparing for a show and is ready to invite friends who are willing to attend for free.
2. The speaker is looking for professionals for a job on YouTube.
3. The speaker is looking for a famous person who is desirable in the twilight of their career to joke on camera.
4. The speaker is considering writing jokes for a TV program and is willing to work competently with censorship up to one and a half thousand rubles.
5. The speaker is waiting for viewers to join the new episode of the show.
6. The speaker is looking for a joke about how many gays it takes to seduce Maxim Galkin.
7. The speaker is considering a joke about why Danila Kozlovsky thinks when they call him by his last name from afar.
8. The speaker is considering a joke about why Danila Kozlovsky is running from afar.
9. The speaker is considering a joke about the difference between legend number 17 coach and a joke.
10. The speaker is considering a joke about why Andrei Malakhov attacks people in parks and sniffs panties.
11. The speaker is considering a joke about why Oleg Tinkov doesn't use the services of cheap prostitutes.
12. The speaker is considering a joke about why Maxim Galkin ended up in the hospital with acute intestinal poisoning.
13. The speaker is considering a joke about why Dmitry Medvedev shaves off when he gets seasick while on a yacht in a spring bag.
14. The speaker is considering a joke about a mother of three children from Volgograd who was imprisoned for a recipe for Kiev cutlets.
15. The speaker is considering a joke about a childhood memory of their father beating their mother with his panties because she didn't wash them.