vines that make me drop my croissant (mastered for your poor ears) - Summary

Summary

This is a collection of humorous and random video subtitles, quotes, and scenarios with various pop culture references, internet humor, and playful dialogues. It covers a wide range of topics, from funny situations to quirky interactions, often with unexpected twists and comedic elements. The content includes references to songs, movies, internet memes, and everyday situations, all presented in a light-hearted and entertaining manner.

Facts

1. The speaker claims to be the Sandguardian and the Guardian of the Sand.
2. The speaker references Poseidon quivering before Him.
3. The speaker expresses dislike for singing.
4. The speaker starts singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey.
5. There is a mention of someone being diagnosed with cool guy syndrome and taking Adderall.
6. A person declares their lesbian identity.
7. There is a reference to someone being roommates with another person.
8. The speaker quotes lyrics from various songs, including "Baby It's Cold Outside," "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson, "Take On Me" by a-ha, and more.
9. Someone talks about starting a Kickstarter to deal with their brother who pushed them.
10. There are references to various internet memes and pop culture, including Vine references and Tumblr.