The transcript appears to be a dialogue from a classroom setting, where a teacher is conducting a test. The teacher seems to be having a humorous and somewhat chaotic interaction with the students.
The teacher starts by introducing an oral test in pairs, but there seems to be some confusion about the language of the test. The teacher then proceeds to ask the students to solve a math problem, which involves finding the square root of a number. The teacher seems to be having difficulty with the problem and asks for help from the students.
The teacher then asks the students to dance, but there seems to be some confusion about the instructions. The teacher then proceeds to ask the students a question about a play-doh boy who has hemorrhaged due to eating plums.
The teacher then seems to be having some issues with the classroom and mentions canceling the class. The teacher then ends the class with a humorous remark about a "vagina tour" in New Mexico.
The teacher then ends the class with a humorous remark about a "vagina tour" in New Mexico. The class ends with the teacher asking the students to take a person with them.
1. The text is a transcript of a conversation.
2. The conversation includes references to a blog, swimming pool, and drugs.
3. The conversation also includes references to a class, a complaint, and a director.
4. The conversation includes references to a gun, a girl named Aida, and a girl named Luisa.
5. The conversation includes references to a girl who stands up and sits down, and a director who is calm and in control.
6. The conversation includes references to a test, a girl who doesn't care if someone is a bit crazy, and a girl who wants to apologize.
7. The conversation includes references to a fish, a dancing fish, and an oral test.
8. The conversation includes references to an English oral test, a girl who speaks English well, and a teacher who doesn't want to learn English.
9. The conversation includes references to a girl who wants to eat a hot blonde with long lace hair, a girl who is color blind, and a girl who is angry with those who know.
10. The conversation includes references to a class, a teacher who is not even there, and a girl who is teaching English.
11. The conversation includes references to a verb, the conjugation of the verb Sérgio 791, and a crucible.
12. The conversation includes references to a math problem, a square root, and a computer.
13. The conversation includes references to a girl who has perfect help, a girl who is bothering the teacher, and a girl who is presenting.
14. The conversation includes references to a girl who is dancing, a girl who is swearing, and a question about the laxative effects of a pot of plums.
15. The conversation includes references to a play-doh boy who hemorrhaged, a simple Nados, and a limit.
16. The conversation includes references to a house, arrangements, a damn thing, a reason to cancel the class, a vagina tour, and a new belly button.
17. The conversation includes references to a person, a godmother, and an applause.
18. The conversation ends with a sacred statement.