Conan Busts His Employees Eating Cake | CONAN on TBS - Summary

Summary

The speaker discusses the typical work environment of a television show production, where they tape an episode every day. They mention that sometimes they work hard, and other days, not so much. They also mention that in any office environment, conflicts can occur among coworkers.

They then share a situation that occurred in their office where free food and gifts from various shows and companies were given out. However, there was a secret email list that alerted certain staff members about the food, allowing them to get it before anyone else. The speaker decided to address this issue and set up a test to see who would show up to the food.

The speaker then reveals that there was a hidden camera in the conference room where the food was placed. They sent out an email to the staff, stating that there was cake and snacks available. They then waited to see who would show up to the food.

The first person to arrive was Sharon Hardy, who was surprised to find the food. The speaker then asked her if she felt any guilt about getting the food before others. Sharon expressed some guilt, but also felt that she was on the list because she was promoted recently.

The speaker then asked Sharon about the email list, which she referred to as the "foodies list". The speaker then asked if they had received the email about the ice cream cake, to which Sharon confirmed that she had. The speaker then asked if Sharon appreciated the food, to which Sharon responded that she did.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any questions about the situation, to which Sharon responded that she was not sure what they were being moved to. The speaker then asked if Sharon had any questions about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had been on the secret email list since the beginning, to which Sharon confirmed that she had. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought about her when deciding who to alert about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon felt any shame about taking the ice cream cake, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was better than others because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not. The speaker then asked if Sharon thought that she was superior because she appreciated food, to which Sharon responded that she did not.

The speaker then asked if Sharon had any thoughts about the food, to which Sharon responded that she did not

Facts

1. The speaker tapes an episode every day of a television show.
2. The work environment is typical for an office.
3. Justices occasionally occur among coworkers.
4. The speaker is the boss and feels the need to address these issues.
5. There is a lot of free food that comes into the office as gifts from different shows and companies.
6. The food is enjoyed by the staff, with candies and cakes being particularly popular.
7. There is a secret email list that alerts certain special people on staff about the food.
8. The list allows these special people to get the food before anyone else.
9. The speaker has set out a big ice cream cake and some cookies on a table.
10. The speaker has found the secret email list and plans to send it out.
11. There is a hidden camera in the conference room where the food is placed.
12. The speaker has sent out the email and is waiting to see who shows up.
13. The first person to arrive is Sharon Hardy.
14. The cake says "congratulations from your friends at E".
15. The speaker has a question about what the email might be about.
16. The speaker is watching the lineup of people who call themselves the "foodies".
17. The speaker has a closed-circuit camera watching the people as they come in and go for the cake.
18. The speaker has been promoted recently and was not on the list.
19. The speaker has asked for Jordan, who is usually present, to come in.
20. The speaker has asked about the secret food list and what it is about.
21. The speaker has asked if anyone has seen the email about the ice cream cake.
22. The speaker has asked if anyone has any extra-virgin Napa Valley olive oil.
23. The speaker has asked if anyone has seen any gay porn.
24. The speaker has asked if anyone has been on the secret email list since the beginning.
25. The speaker has asked if anyone thinks they are on the "foodies" list.
26. The speaker has asked if anyone thinks they are on the "fatties" list.
27. The speaker has asked if anyone thinks Sharon Hardy is on the "foodies" list.
28. The speaker has asked if anyone thinks the food is a waste.
29. The speaker has asked if anyone thinks the episode is over.