The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, likely from a live event or performance. It's difficult to provide a concise summary without more context, but here's a general overview:
The speaker seems to be discussing a variety of topics, including dating, travel, and personal experiences. They mention being in a relationship for three years, and they've been to the Outback, a region in Australia, but not on a date. They also mention being in Brasília and São Paulo, cities in Brazil, and participating in an event there.
The speaker also talks about a controversy involving a trolley video, and they seem to be referencing a previous relationship with someone named Rita. They mention a trip to Tibet with Alex, and a subsequent relationship with Bruno. They also discuss a photo posted online of them, which they didn't realize was tagged with them.
The speaker also talks about a dinner event, where they mention a "prison guard" and a "mother who didn't make dinner." They also mention a "bad man" who spilled sauce on their clothes, which they refer to as "cream."
Finally, they mention a cereal bar movie and a ball game they liked to play in 2011. They also encourage viewers to subscribe to their channel and to like and share their videos.
1. The speaker is discussing a business they were involved in. [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:27.17: I was a business here's the thing today I\n00:00:29.85: open it we've been dating for three years\n00:00:32.21: like this for\n00:00:34.10: three years")]
2. The speaker has been dating someone for three years. [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:29.85: open it we've been dating for three years\n00:00:32.21: like this for\n00:00:34.10: three years")]
3. The speaker has been to the outback in Australia, but not often. [Source: Document(page_content="00:00:58.11: outback we never went notchback\n00:01:00.15: chance I went very few times alone I\n00:01:02.22: went twice I think when I went\n00:01:03.63: to live in Brasília I came to participate in\n00:01:05.34: an event in São Paulo and along with the\n00:01:07.29: following youtuber guys, it was there and great, I'm going to\n00:01:09.63: take the giant there, comment on the belly,\n00:01:12.03: it's raining,\n00:01:15.35: calm down, beautiful,\n00:01:17.48: beautiful princess,\n00:01:20.42: princes, my princess holds the machete\n00:01:27.59: like this,\n00:01:34.82: at the\n00:01:35.62: time of the stairs of saints, brother-in-law,\n00:01:38.33: son")]
4. The speaker has been to Brasília and São Paulo in Brazil. [Source: Document(page_content="00:01:03.63: to live in Brasília I came to participate in\n00:01:05.34: an event in São Paulo and along with the\n00:01:07.29: following youtuber guys, it was there and great, I'm going to\n00:01:09.63: take the giant there, comment on the belly,\n00:01:12.03: it's raining,\n00:01:15.35: calm down, beautiful,\n00:01:17.48: beautiful princess,\n00:01:20.42: princes, my princess holds the machete\n00:01:27.59: like this,\n00:01:34.82: at the\n00:01:35.62: time of the stairs of saints, brother-in-law,\n00:01:38.33: son")]
5. The speaker has been to an event in São Paulo with other YouTubers. [Source: Document(page_content="00:01:05.34: an event in São Paulo and along with the\n00:01:07.29: following youtuber guys, it was there and great, I'm going to\n00:01:09.63: take the giant there, comment on the belly,\n00:01:12.03: it's raining,\n00:01:15.35: calm down, beautiful,\n00:01:17.48: beautiful princess,\n00:01:20.42: princes, my princess holds the machete\n00:01:27.59: like this,\n00:01:34.82