The speaker, in a stand-up comedy routine, talks about various humorous topics. They mention living in Los Angeles, having a disabled dog in a wheelchair, experiences with the D.A.R.E. program, coming out as queer, and humorous anecdotes about relationships and sexual experiences. The routine includes explicit language and adult themes throughout.
1. The comedian appreciates being in LA and contrasts the audience's appearance positively.
2. She humorously describes walking her disabled dog in a wheelchair, highlighting people's reactions.
3. The comedian shares her experience with the D.A.R.E. program and mocks its effectiveness in preventing drug use.
4. The lack of realistic education about adulthood is criticized, with a humorous suggestion about using Turbo Tax as an example.
5. The comedian discusses mental health, addressing the challenges of taking antidepressants and humorously expressing a desire to be "hot" if contemplating suicide.
6. She reveals her queer identity and shares amusing anecdotes about her experiences with dating and sexual orientation.
7. The comedian talks about living out of a car, challenges gender roles humorously, and shares humorous experiences related to relationships and intimacy.
8. A comedic segment involves the comedian reflecting on her experiences with performing oral sex, incorporating humor about war heroes and drafting letters.
9. The comedian adds humor to the topic of oral sex, suggesting making noise to express enjoyment.
10. A final comedic remark involves a comparison to a "blooming onion" and jokingly stating that she didn't use a gift card for the experience.