The text appears to be a transcript of a live event, possibly an awards show or a roast, with various celebrities and personalities involved. Here's a concise summary:
- At the 2017 NBA Awards, Drake roasted a commentator who was also an audience member. He joked about how players often attribute their success to their coach, except for Kenny Smith.
- Leonardo DiCaprio was roasted by Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes for his long monologue and his date, who was too old for him by the end of the event.
- Kevin Hart and James Corden went to Venice Beach and tried acrobatics, which failed. A kid then showed off his skills.
- During an award show, Kevin Hart made comments complimenting Rihanna, which made her blush.
- Katy Perry flirted with her boyfriend, and Kesha, a fan of Jerry Seinfeld, was surprised when he didn't recognize her.
- Miley Cyrus's hosting of the award show was not well-received by many celebrities.
- Justin Bieber, ASAP Rocky, and Zayn Malik were mentioned. Zayn Malik received shade from his ex-girlfriend, who was on stage performing his song.
- Drake roasted Draymond Green, who was in the audience. Green then moved on to his own podcast, which Drake described as "a tough listen."
- Quinn Tarantino was stunned when the winner of the Golden Globe was released.
- Drake complimented Vanessa Hudgens at the award show, which made Nicki Minaj a bit jealous.
- During the People's Choice Awards, Ellen shared a shirtless pic of Chris Hemsworth.
- Jeff Bezos was teased about Amazon's delivery service at the Oscars.
- Taylor Swift seemed annoyed during the hosting of a show.
- Amy Adams was put on the spot when asked about her education after high school during the Oscars.
- Ricky Gervais roasted Martin Scorsese at the Golden Globes for criticizing Marvel.
- Chrissy Teigen was seen asleep during an award show.
- Despite the movie "Cats" being a big flop, Dame Judi Dench said she was glad she played the role.
- Lady Gaga brushed Leonardo DiCaprio to get to the stage, which startled him.
- Emma Stone thought she won an award at the Oscars when her name was called out, but it was just a joke by Jimmy Kimmel.
- Shawn Mendes and Taylor Swift were surprised by how smoothly and well the artist on stage performed different songs.
1. At the 2017 NBA Awards, Drake roasted a commentator who was also an audience member at the show.
2. Leonardo DiCaprio has a history of dating women much younger than him.
3. Ricky Gervais sided with the audience during his monologue at the Golden Globes, roasting Leonardo DiCaprio for his long Hollywood premiere.
4. Kevin Hart and James Corden went to Venice Beach, where they failed at doing acrobatics.
5. During an award show he was hosting, Kevin Hart made comments complimenting Rihanna, causing her to blush.
6. Katy Perry flirted with her boyfriend during an award show, leading to a great comeback from Kesha.
7. Many celebrities were not happy with the way Miley Cyrus was hosting the award show.
8. Justin Bieber was complimented during the award show, leading to applause.
9. ASAP Rocky also received applause during the award show.
10. Zayn Malik, a member of One Direction, received a lot of shade from his ex-girlfriend who was on stage performing his song.
11. During the NBA Awards, Drake roasted Draymond Green, who was in the audience.
12. Quinn Tarantino, one of the world's most recognized filmmakers, was stunned when the winner of the Golden Globe was released.
13. It is well known that Drake has a crush on Nicki Minaj.
14. Nicki Minaj seemed to have a dislike for Camila Cabello, even though the reason is unknown.
15. During the People's Choice Awards, Ellen decided to bless the audience with a shirtless pic of Chris Hemsworth.
16. Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world, was teased about Amazon's Delivery Service at the Oscars.
17. Taylor Swift seemed to be very annoyed at some things they were saying during the People's Choice Awards.
18. Amy Adams was put on the spot when Ellen asked her about her education after high school during the Oscars.
19. Justin Bieber was noticed using a weird method of drinking a bottle of water at an NBA game.
20. Martin Scorsese received some good light-hearted shade by Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes for criticizing marble.
21. Chrissy Teigen was not enjoying the award show so much when the camera zoomed into the audience, showing her asleep.
22. Dame Judi Dench did buy the movie Cats, despite it being a big flop, and said she was glad she played the role.
23. Leonardo DiCaprio was startled when Lady Gaga brushed him to get to the stage.
24. Emma Stone got up thinking she won when her name was called out by the host at one of the Oscars.