The narrator, Steph Tolev, recounts an incident from her Grade 9 years where she and her friends were heavily intoxicated on mushrooms and absinthe. They were arguing about the pronunciation of "waft" and "wayft" when they decided to go outside. Steph, who was high on mushrooms, stood in the street in her underwear, waiting for a car to pass by. When a car did stop, she approached it and asked the woman inside if "waft" was pronounced as "wayft". The woman was terrified and asked Steph to leave. Steph then entered the car, but the woman sped off. Steph returned to the house, where her friends were watching the movie "Kids". The movie, which was about AIDS, scared Steph so much that she developed an AIDS-phobia.
1. The speaker's name is Steph Tolev.
2. She is from Canada and was in Grade 9.
3. She hung out with a friend named Steph at her house, which was located in a cul-de-sac area in East York, Toronto.
4. The friend's parents lived on a yacht and would go away every weekend.
5. They would get high together every weekend, using substances like weed, mushrooms, and absinthe.
6. On a specific day, they decided to bring some mushrooms and absinthe.
7. They started getting high immediately and then the absinthe came out.
8. They were having little sprinkles, little tastes of the substances.
9. They started having an argument about the pronunciation of "waft" or "wayft".
10. The mushrooms and absinthe started to kick in, and everyone got angry and started tripping out.
11. They were lighting the shots on fire as they were taking them.
12. They got so heated that they needed someone to break the situation.
13. At two in the morning, the speaker decided to go out to the street.
14. She was standing in the street, waiting for a car to go by.
15. She saw a car coming and tapped on the window, asking the driver for help.
16. The driver was terrified and thought the speaker was going to kill her and her son.
17. The speaker asked the driver if it was "waft" or "wayft" when you smell something.
18. The driver didn't answer and asked the speaker to leave her alone.
19. The speaker was high on mushrooms and didn't realize she was scaring the woman.
20. The speaker went back inside and her friends asked her what happened.
21. They forgot about the incident and decided to watch a movie called "Kids".
22. The movie was about AIDS and the speaker had an AIDS-phobia.
23. The speaker had up fucked up dreams and woke up with a dildo in her back.
24. She remembered that she had scared a woman the previous night.
25. She was so scared she was going to see someone pull by with her son.
26. She didn't know what to tell the woman she had scared.
27. She was still trying to find out if it was "waft" or "wayft".