The video is a humorous and chaotic day in a kindergarten classroom, with a substitute teacher named Mr. Matter. The class is unruly, and Mr. Matter tries to maintain order by giving gold stars for good behavior. The students are asked to introduce themselves and write their names on the board. The class is full of antics, including a student who claims to know Kung Fu, a student who claims to be a vegetarian, and a student who tries to show off by spelling his name in cursive. Mr. Matter also tries to teach arithmetic, but the students are not cooperative. The day ends with a surprise for the student who has earned the most gold stars.
1. The text is a transcript of a substitute teacher's day in a kindergarten class.
2. The substitute teacher is named Mr. Matter.
3. The substitute teacher is unhappy with his job.
4. The substitute teacher introduces a new system where students earn gold stars for good behavior.
5. The student who earns the most gold stars by the end of the day wins a surprise.
6. The substitute teacher has to clean up the classroom.
7. The substitute teacher asks students to write their names on the board.
8. A student claims to be smarter than the teacher and knows Kung Fu.
9. A student is scared of their mommy.
10. A student is awarded the award for the most likable person in the state of California.
11. The substitute teacher is unhappy with the student's claim and believes they are trying to show off.
12. The substitute teacher has a race with a student named Gavin.
13. The substitute teacher awards a star for the best "head, shoulders, knees and toes" song.
14. The substitute teacher separates students who were whispering and giggling.
15. The substitute teacher starts recording the class.
16. The substitute teacher introduces a new student named Hudson.
17. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
18. The substitute teacher expresses respect for all teachers.
19. The substitute teacher starts teaching arithmetic.
20. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
21. The substitute teacher awards a star to Hudson for not throwing anything.
22. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
23. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
24. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
25. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
26. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
27. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
28. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
29. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
30. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
31. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
32. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
33. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
34. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
35. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
36. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
37. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
38. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
39. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
40. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
41. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
42. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
43. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
44. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
45. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Nayelli for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
46. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
47. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Elina for inviting Hudson to sit next to her.
48. The substitute teacher awards a star to a student named Hudson for not throwing anything.
49. The substitute teacher