The text appears to be a transcript of a dialogue or monologue, possibly from a performance or a stand-up comedy routine. The speaker, who seems to be a man, is addressing a psychologist. He talks about his calmness, his experiences, and his interactions with various people and situations. He also mentions his desire to get a driving license and his relationship with his boss. The dialogue is filled with personal anecdotes and idiosyncrasies, and it seems to be a mix of humor and seriousness.
1. The speaker is in a psychologist's office and is calm.
2. The speaker compares themselves to a boa constrictor and is calm in their soul.
3. The speaker mentions a Pope mobile singing and being calm.
4. The speaker is calm like Rogozin, but they were stopped by an aggressive boutique with a foot.
5. The speaker is driving on the third lane in the Moscow Ring Road.
6. The speaker is looking for a painting and a license.
7. The speaker is asked about their car and driving habits.
8. The speaker is asked about their projects and is described as obsessive-compulsive.
9. The speaker lives in Mytishchi and talks about the pandemic.
10. The speaker is asked about their psychiatric state and takes a standard test.
11. The speaker's full name is Gorbatenko Alexander Alexandrovich.
12. The speaker is asked about their marriage plans and doesn't want to marry an old woman.
13. The speaker is asked about their work habits and their relationship with their boss.
14. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is described as a normal, healthy, adequate adult.
15. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is described as a sucker.
16. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to sign a certificate.
17. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year.
18. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate.
19. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate and a ride.
20. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate and a ride, and they are asked to sign a certificate.
21. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate and a ride, and they are asked to sign a certificate if they and their friend drive them for a year.
22. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate and a ride, and they are asked to sign a certificate if they and their friend drive them for a year, and they are asked about their friend's driving habits.
23. The speaker is asked about their driving habits and is asked to drive for a year in exchange for a certificate and a ride, and they are asked to sign a certificate if they and their friend drive them for a year, and they are asked about their friend's driving habits and are asked to sign a certificate if they and their friend drive them for a year.
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