In this conversation, Nick challenges Shaq, a renowned basketball player, to a burger cook-off. They are given 15 minutes to prepare their dishes. Nick plans to make his specialty Smash burger with Martin's potato rolls as the buns and Shaq's burgers as the smash patties. He also plans to slice one patty in half and use it to make two patties. Shaq, on the other hand, is preparing a classic burger.
Throughout the cooking process, they engage in friendly banter and teasing. Shaq is seen to be more focused on his cooking, while Nick is more meticulous and takes his time to prepare the burger sauce. Shaq eventually finishes his burger, which he describes as a "classic Shaq Patty Burger".
Nick, confident in his Smash burger, prepares it with a special sauce, including relish made from chopped pickles, Worcestershire sauce, smoked paprika, and lemon juice. He also uses Shaq's help in chopping an onion.
The burger cook-off concludes with a judge, Albert, who initially tries to taste Shaq's burger but is interrupted by Shaq. The judge eventually declares Shaq as the winner, much to Nick's dismay. The conversation ends with Nick expressing his disappointment and Shaq declaring them as the champions.
1. Nick challenges Shaq, a renowned basketball player, to a burger cook-off.
2. The cook-off will last 15 minutes.
3. Nick will be making his specialty Smash burger with Martin's potato rolls as the buns.
4. For his smash patties, Nick plans to use Shaq's burgers.
5. Nick wants to make two patties out of one, by slicing the burger in half.
6. Nick will be topping the patties with classic American cheese, a little burger sauce, and a few sliced onions.
7. Shaq cannot reveal his ingredients, but he refers to them as "Shaq licious".
8. Shaq starts by slicing tomatoes, but Nick points out that he hasn't salted them.
9. Shaq explains that he doesn't salt his tomatoes because he believes in working smarter, not harder.
10. Nick scrapes his patty off and flips it over, then adds American cheese.
11. Shaq assembles his burger, adding lettuce on top and tomato on the side.
12. Nick starts working on his sauce, making relish by chopping up pickles.
13. Shaq, who is 50 years old, is willing to learn how to dice an onion.
14. Nick teaches Shaq how to dice an onion, starting by cutting it in half and then slicing straight through.
15. Shaq's burger sauce includes ketchup, mayonnaise, chopped pickles, Worcestershire sauce, smoked paprika, and lemon juice.
16. Nick finishes his burger with a potato bun, burger patties, a bit of sauce, and onions.
17. Shaq's burger is a classic Shaq Patty Burger, made simple with no fancy ingredients.
18. Nick is confident about winning the cook-off.
19. The judge, Albert, declares Shaq the winner.
20. Nick is upset because Albert didn't even try the burger.
21. Shaq doesn't need to try the burger, as he is confident of his victory.
22. Nick fires Mandy, the judge, from the cook-off.