The transcript appears to be a live commentary or analysis of a mixed martial arts (MMA) fight, specifically a UFC event. The commentator discusses the fight between two heavyweight fighters, Brock Lesnar and Randy Couture.
The commentator begins by mentioning a previous incident involving Frank Miller, which seems to be a personal grudge. He then introduces the main event of the night, the fight between Brock Lesnar and Randy Couture.
Throughout the commentary, the commentator provides analysis of the fight, describing the strength and power of both fighters. He mentions that Lesnar is the UFC heavyweight champion of the world and that Couture is a talented fighter who fights with WEC.
The commentator also comments on the intensity of the fight, describing Lesnar's power and the struggle of Couture. He mentions that Lesnar is trying to finish the fight, and Couture is trying to survive.
The commentator congratulates Lesnar on his victory and asks him about his thoughts on the fight. Lesnar responds by saying he loved it and is excited to be the UFC heavyweight champion.
The commentator then mentions that Lesnar is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion and describes the crowd's reaction. He concludes by mentioning the upcoming fights and the potential for a wild card.
The commentary ends with the commentator expressing his excitement for the upcoming fights and the potential for a wild card.
1. Frank Miller had a horseshoe up his ass.
2. A year ago, the speaker pulled some of it out and beat Miller over the head with it.
3. The speaker is here with one of the most exciting acquisitions ever for the UFC.
4. The acquisition is Brock Lesnar, who is a talented gentleman fighting with WEC.
5. Brock Lesnar is the UFC heavyweight champion of the world.
6. The speaker just shoved a cop aside a thousand years ago.
7. The speaker is on the big battleship the USS UFC and is ready for war.
8. The speaker is excited and is on the big battleship the USS UFC.
9. The speaker fell off the horse against Frank Murry.
10. The speaker got on that sailing and rode it out of town.
11. The speaker did the power shots of Brock Lesnar.
12. Brock Lesnar is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion.
13. The speaker is here with the champ Brock Lesnar.
14. The speaker congratulates Brock Lesnar on his victory.
15. The speaker loves the fight and encourages Brock Lesnar to keep going.
16. The speaker is excited about the upcoming fights.
17. The speaker is still the toughest so-and-so around.
18. The speaker is a humble champion and the toughest so-and-so around.
19. The speaker walks into the building and watches the heavyweight disasters from the beginning.
20. The speaker is coming for you.
21. The speaker is trying to clarify the chicken salad issue.
22. The speaker is trying to seize the moment and believes that you are here for a reason.
23. The speaker is trying to keep the ball rolling and stay positive.
24. The speaker is trying to believe that you can win the show.
25. The speaker is trying to sit down with his friends and family.
26. The speaker is a broadcaster looking to explode again.
27. The speaker is talking about the big shot there it is he's got him on his back.
28. The speaker is talking about the two best heavy weights in the world battling for the number one spot in the world.
29. The speaker is talking about Brock Lesnar having the mount and an off triangle trying to finish the fight trying to choke out Shane.
30. The speaker is talking about Brock Lesnar tightening it up and cinching it in.
31. The speaker is talking about Brock Lesnar being the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.
32. The speaker is talking about Brock Lesnar winning by submission.