The text appears to be a script from a promotional video for Oreo cookies. The speaker, identified as Carl Box, is the CEO of Oreo Milk's Favorite Cookie. In the video, Carl introduces a variety of new Oreo varietals, including double stuff, football, big stuff, and special event-themed cookies like wedding cake, graduation, retirement, and funeral Oreos. He also mentions a line of Oreos for civic holidays, including Fourth of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day, and Green Tea Arbor Day Oreos.
Carl also discusses the new Inside Out Oreo, where the cream is on the outside and the crunchy cookie is in the middle, and the Oops All Letters Oreo, which only includes the part of the cookie that says "Oreo" on it. He introduces the Dodeca Tupple Stuff Oreo, which contains 12 different flavors of Oreo stuffing.
Carl expresses frustration over the idea of creating new Oreo varietals, stating that they've already created the perfect cookie a hundred years ago and there's no work left to do. He also mentions the new Bizarro Line from Oreos, which is a line of Oreos that are the same as the original but with a twist.
The video also includes a conversation between Carl and another person, presumably Craig, who is celebrating his birthday. The conversation is about work and the hardships of the job.
1. The video is a promotional shoot for Oreos.
2. The speaker is Carl Box, the CEO of Oreos.
3. The company is innovating new ways to enjoy their favorite cookie.
4. The new Oreo varietals include double stuff, football-shaped, big stuff, and strawberry milkshake Oreos.
5. The company is considering creating Oreos for special events like wedding cake Oreos, graduation Oreos, retirement Oreos, and funerals.
6. The company is introducing a civic holidays line, including smoky barbecue, labor day, memorial day, and green tea arbor day Oreos.
7. The company is also considering a gluten-free Oreo.
8. The company is considering creating an Android Oreo.
9. The company is considering creating an inside-out Oreo, an Oops all letters Oreo, and a dodeca tupple stuff Oreo.
10. The company is considering creating a cinnamon bun Oreo, cinnamon latte Oreos, filled cupcake Oreos, and muffin Oreos.
11. The company is considering creating a Bluetooth Oreo.