The speaker, identified as PewDiePie, begins by noting a man who appears to be at rock bottom. He then introduces himself as a highly intelligent individual with an IQ of at least 5,000. He mentions that he has watched numerous episodes of Rick and Morty and has read several books. He also enjoys debating with fellow intellectuals.
PewDiePie expresses his disdain for the average American citizen, stating that he is from Europe and knows 25 U.S. presidents. He also mentions having had many sexual experiences. He then talks about his disdain for the average life and how he often gets downvoted.
He then starts making jokes for YouTube, mentioning that he doesn't know who Skrillex is and prefers classical artists like Chekhov. He also makes a joke about a Nigerian grad student using magnets to prove that gay marriage is wrong.
He then talks about how he can't watch Paka Hunters anymore without gritting his teeth and how he can't find a woman who is as intelligent as him. He ends by expressing his disdain for New Year's celebrations and sports, stating that he is cognizant of the passing of time on a daily basis and therefore has no need for such holidays.
1. The speaker, PewDiePie, claims to be one of the smartest intellectuals on the planet, with an IQ of at least 5,000.
2. He has watched at least three and a half episodes of Rick and Morty.
3. His favorite hobby is reading philosophy while beating his fellow intellectuals.
4. He has had IRL sex many times.
5. He is from Europe and knows 25 presidents from the United States.
6. He has an IQ of 1, which makes it difficult to live a track life.
7. He wishes he could live down here with the audience, but he is too complex for them.
8. He makes jokes for YouTube and doesn't know who Skrillex is.
9. He prefers classical artists like Chekhov's and other various artists.
10. He has a complex brain that is too complex for Skrillex.
11. He has a debate about the correlation between magnets and gay marriage.
12. He is a history nerd and finds many things funny that others do not.
13. He has never met a female that could be even half of his mental ability.
14. He could seriously drink 30 shots of vodka and still be far more sober than others.
15. He doesn't celebrate New Year's as he is cognizant of the passing of time on a daily basis.
16. He is a true intellectual and sometimes wonders if we would have flying cars by now if civilization had spent less brain energy contemplating football.
17. He doesn't like sports as you don't need your brain for sports.
18. He is about to transform any minute.