The speaker, presumably a YouTuber, is engaging in a humorous and self-deprecating monologue about his attempt to "box" his way through the world's largest pumpkin. He describes the process as painful and exhausting, but also amusing and somewhat absurd. He mentions his upcoming boxing match with another YouTuber and jokes about possibly being arrested if he lets his opponent fight in the UFC. He also talks about his breakup and how he plans to use the pain of the pumpkin-boxing as a way to deal with his emotions. The speaker ends the monologue by expressing his exhaustion and his love for Halloween.
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2. The pumpkin has a soft spot that can be punched through.
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