Con Ánimo de Ofender : Cap #68 - Patroncito - Summary

Summary

The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a monologue, with timestamps indicating when each speaker starts speaking. However, the text is not clear enough to provide a concise summary. The conversation seems to be in Spanish, and it's difficult to understand without context. The conversation includes references to sports, law, and personal anecdotes, but it's not clear what the main points or themes are.

Without further context or a clearer understanding of the conversation's content, it's challenging to provide a concise summary. It would be helpful to have more information about the context in which this conversation took place, such as the people involved, the purpose of the conversation, or any key topics discussed.

Facts

1. The speaker mentions that they eat two weeks and three weeks, but it's unclear what this refers to.
2. The speaker talks about acute peritonitis, a serious medical condition.
3. The speaker mentions a park, a practical sport, and a movie lift.
4. The speaker talks about playing basketball and being a guard for those who don't know.
5. The speaker mentions a son of a [ __ ], the ulna slab for four months with cells to the [ __ ] mayo.
6. The speaker talks about playing when drunk and playing.
7. The speaker mentions a tournament and stealing their virginity.
8. The speaker mentions being given something and not coming back.
9. The speaker talks about tomorrow and the weapons and violence.
10. The speaker mentions their life in Caquetá and a match.
11. The speaker talks about the Cagüán being divided into three parts.
12. The speaker mentions a time in 2007 when the army began to frequent then the army had to hide.
13. The speaker mentions an informant who was killed for giving information.
14. The speaker talks about living people and not being alive.
15. The speaker mentions telling many places for the prosecutor's offices.
16. The speaker mentions a lawyer and her profile on Facebook.
17. The speaker talks about a school war being proposed in Bogotá.
18. The speaker mentions a proposal that seems fun to them.
19. The speaker talks about a car and the most notable thing.
20. The speaker mentions playing soccer and the girls can be caught.
21. The speaker talks about being careful and being sexist.
22. The speaker mentions women being inferior and being eliminated.
23. The speaker talks about an Argentine artist arriving in Colombia about two years ago.
24. The speaker mentions a serious systematic picking him up and putting him to bed.
25. The speaker talks about a return of a sister helping so they are internally with him.
26. The speaker mentions various states and agents with the routes.
27. The speaker talks about wanting to see where the so-called love is.
28. The speaker mentions a baby Tomas and the millennials stealing bicycles.
29. The speaker talks about a blackberry that was opened with the one that Yoshio opened.
30. The speaker mentions a bicycle and someone arriving and letting him approve how they read the juice.
31. The speaker talks about a course, get off the grammys, look for treatments, and they're talking.
32. The speaker mentions a million, buying it in 200, and going to leave them behind.
33. The speaker talks about the panic and the Chilean package being found.
34. The speaker mentions the university and 3 million.
35. The speaker talks about a little one and the cherry telling them.
36. The speaker mentions just picked up these studies.
37. The speaker talks about off cell phone.
38. The speaker mentions a worried man to the apartment like the wad.
39. The speaker talks about leaving him, his bills are marked and my uncle's and gonorrhea put the package in, take your turn.
40. The speaker talks about a music.