The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation, likely from a video or podcast. The participants are discussing various topics, including a late notice, friendship, dating history, celebrity encounters, music, and a potential collaboration. They also discuss a performance at a gay club and a "grandmother kissing" song. The conversation concludes with an invitation to collaborate on a tour, and the participants express their enjoyment of each other's company.
1. The speaker is apologizing for calling late notice and is in a bind as they've left too late and won't be able to get to work in time.
2. They are asking for help and expressing gratitude towards the person they're speaking to.
3. The speaker mentions a friendship celebration with someone who dated Selena Gomez.
4. The speaker talks about their past relationships and how they decided it was time to take off a purity ring.
5. The speaker shares an anecdote about a fan who almost caused a scene at a concert by hiding in their luggage.
6. The speaker jokingly mentions being tied up at a gay club, which was part of a performance.
7. The speaker discusses Joe Jonas' band, DNCE, and their hit song "By the Ocean".
8. The speaker and the person they're speaking to are planning to go on tour together and are considering the possibility of inviting someone else along.
9. The speaker, Joe Jonas, and another person perform a song together, with the speaker jokingly introducing themselves as James Corden.
10. The performance is well-received, with the speaker mentioning that they should do it again after the tour.