The text appears to be a transcript from a podcast or a video, possibly a travelogue or a vlog, given the mention of foreign places and experiences. The speaker seems to be a woman who is currently in Italy, describing her experiences and observations.
She mentions her interaction with an Italian server, her love for cats, her difficulty in finding non-dairy milk in Italy, her experience with a rented boat in Venice, and her inability to find a Starbucks. She also talks about her frequent farting in elevators, her struggle to find a new haunting spot, her experience with a new perfume that burns her armpits, and her struggle to walk in high heels on a boat.
She also expresses her admiration for a place she visited, and seems to be a fan of Harry Styles' music. She ends the segment with a comment about drama.
1. The speaker is in Italy and mentions encountering an Italian server.
2. The speaker expresses admiration for fluffy cats, particularly one with a fiddle.
3. The speaker is eager to own a cat but currently has two, which they find challenging.
4. The speaker is looking for non-dairy milk in Italy and mentions specific foods and beverages that may contain dairy, such as pasta milk, gelato milk, and coffee with milk.
5. The speaker mentions trying Parmesan cheese and likes it. They refer to it as "parmy".
6. The speaker rents a boat for the day to explore Venice, jokingly claiming it's not their boat and that the owner of Google is giving it to them.
7. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with a boat ride, describing it as "cringe".
8. The speaker is struggling to find coffee in Venice, describing their inability to find a Starbucks as "desperate".
9. The speaker mentions trying Versace in Italy and being obsessed with crossbody bags.
10. The speaker talks about having Harry Styles stuck in their head, singing along to the song.
11. The speaker discusses a rumor about hairspray reducing sweat, stating they've never heard of it.
12. The speaker experiences discomfort after spraying perfume in their armpits and advises against it.
13. The speaker struggles with wearing heels on a boat.
14. The speaker encounters several instances of foreign language.
15. The speaker ends the conversation with a mention of drama.