The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or monologue, likely from a video or live performance. It discusses various topics, including personal appearance, criticism, and interactions with fans. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with their own appearance, particularly their hair, and receives constructive criticism from others. They also mention receiving gifts from fans and expressing gratitude for their support. The speaker engages in a humorous and self-deprecating manner, often referring to their own appearance and making light of the situation. They also mention a Portuguese fan who sent them a video and a song they identify with. The conversation ends with the speaker expressing a desire for their video to reach a certain number of likes or shares.
1. The text is a transcript of a video or audio file, with timestamps indicating the start of each sentence or phrase.
2. It seems to be a conversation or monologue, with the speaker discussing various topics.
3. The speaker refers to a person named "Ted" and criticizes his performance, stating that the fight could be his life.
4. The speaker, presumably a man, has been criticized for his appearance, particularly his hair.
5. The speaker discusses a person named "Sérgio" who has commented on his hair, but does not engage in a conversation with him.
6. The speaker mentions a "patient" who has been criticized by many people.
7. The speaker discusses a piece of dog that a person named "Fred" had, and the criticism it received.
8. The speaker contrasts the terms "ugly" and "not coiffed", suggesting a difference between the two.
9. The speaker mentions a place that is "so full of [ __ ]", but the term is not clear from the context.
10. The speaker mentions a "duck call" and a person named "ldu" who can sleep.
11. The speaker discusses a "kiss" and a "pass", referring to a dance move.
12. The speaker mentions a "video" that will show a side of the field and invites viewers to send gifts.
13. The speaker mentions a "stage" and an "improvised setap", referring to a performance.
14. The speaker discusses interacting with viewers on Twitter and watching a video.
15. The speaker mentions leaving the camera and going to another one, implying a change in setting.
16. The speaker discusses a "dollar rate" that has been increasing since a certain event.
17. The speaker receives a video from a fan, a bear from Portugal, who sent a kiss to Portugal and expressed admiration for the speaker's accent.
18. The speaker identifies with a song from Portugal and mentions receiving a video from a fan who taught them how to fix their hair.
19. The speaker discusses a hairstyle and mentions a hairdryer and a cover.
20. The speaker mentions a "fan" who is now finally going to get better.
21. The speaker discusses a "champion" and their desire to see how much they love people.
22. The speaker mentions a "cream" and an "ointment" that burns for a long time.
23. The speaker discusses a "hair" and a "finish".
24. The speaker discusses a "hair" that a lion dominated.
25. The speaker mentions a "record" for a video and a "kiss" for a viewer.
26. The speaker discusses a "medium" and a "bonus video".
27. The speaker mentions a "channel" and a "video" that is very cool.
28. The speaker discusses a "video" that is very cool and a "kiss" for a viewer.
29. The speaker mentions a "video" that is very cool and a "kiss" for a viewer.
30. The speaker discusses a "video" that is very cool and a "kiss" for a viewer.
31. The speaker discusses a "video" that is very cool and a "kiss" for a viewer.
32. The speaker discusses a "video" that is very cool and a "kiss" for a viewer.