The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video, possibly a comedy skit or a vlog. The dialogue revolves around a group of friends who are playing a prank on their lifeguard. They pretend to be a mermaid and use a shell phone to call him, but it doesn't work. They then try to wake him up by feeding him fish snacks, but he doesn't wake up. Eventually, they manage to wake him up by pretending to be a mini pool and getting him to enter it. The lifeguard wakes up and admits to having eaten Nacho burritos, which led to him sleepwalking. The group is relieved that he's back and he thanks them for waking him up. The video ends with a call to action for viewers to like, smash subscribe, and give a big thumbs up.
1. The text appears to be a transcript of a conversation, likely from a video or audio recording. [Source: Transcript]
2. The conversation involves a group of people who are messing around with a lifeguard who is sleepwalking. [Source: Transcript]
3. The group tries various methods to wake the lifeguard up, including using a shell phone to pretend to call a mermaid. [Source: Transcript]
4. When the lifeguard is still not awake, the group decides to feed him fish snacks as they believe hunger might wake him up. [Source: Transcript]
5. The lifeguard ultimately wakes up after being led into a pool, but he doesn't remember any of the previous events. [Source: Transcript]
6. The lifeguard admits that he often has wild dreams after eating Nacho burritos, which could explain his sleepwalking. [Source: Transcript]