The text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording. It's difficult to provide a precise summary without more context, as it seems to be a mix of personal thoughts, song lyrics, and possibly references to other media or events. However, the text does mention a birthday, a request to record a day for subscribers, and various personal experiences and thoughts. There are also references to a 'public banana', a 'beetle', 'cocktails', 'firefighters', 'dog transport meadows', and 'climbing Nastya'. The text ends with a mention of a 'bubble' and 'miracle black'.
1. "Two years ago on his birthday, a video was released."
2. "The speaker is recording one day as a birthday present for subscribers."
3. "The speaker bought forks and spoons to use in the toilet."
4. "The speaker had to pay for the car and its journey."
5. "The speaker's boyfriend is named Robbie."
6. "The speaker missed someone and thinks people might think they have a camera for speaking."
7. "The speaker has a device that cleans the brain."
8. "The speaker has a public banana and has not eaten for a long time."
9. "The speaker has a beetle that they don't understand."
10. "The speaker is thinking about shipping to Moscow."
11. "The speaker's boyfriend is named Paul Crouch."
12. "The speaker is thinking about a beta book."
13. "The speaker thinks miners' rights might have been violated."
14. "The speaker is thinking about a firefighter."
15. "The speaker is thinking about a dog that transports meadows."
16. "The speaker is thinking about a bathmat."
17. "The speaker is thinking about a heavy object."
18. "The speaker is thinking about a tray."
19. "The speaker is thinking about tea."
20. "The speaker is thinking about optics."
21. "The speaker is thinking about a bear."
22. "The speaker is thinking about garbage."
23. "The speaker is thinking about climbing Nastya."
24. "The speaker is thinking about a kitchen."