The provided transcript appears to be a script from a video, likely a vlog or a YouTube video. The speaker, who seems to be in a casual and friendly tone, begins the video by expressing their excitement for the holiday season. They discuss how their perception of Christmas changes as they grow older, starting from when they were three years old. They also make some humorous remarks about their childish excitement for gifts and their immaturity.
The speaker then segues into a section where they answer questions from their audience on Twitter. They answer a range of questions, from philosophical to personal, with humor and candor. They discuss their motivations for making videos, their views on relationships and sexuality, and their aspirations if they were to become the president.
The speaker also shares a personal anecdote about a "psychological hug" they shared with a friend due to the hot weather. They also reveal their girlfriend, Siri, and express their love for her.
The video ends with the speaker thanking their audience for their support throughout the year and wishing them a happy and prosperous new year. They express their intention to continue making content that brings joy and laughter, looking forward to the year 2013.
1. The video starts with a series of 'oh' sounds and a cough with diarrhea, followed by music.
2. The host is responding to Twitter questions, specifically mentioning '3' questions.
3. The host shares about their Christmas experiences, noting how Christmas changes as one grows.
4. The host expresses excitement about receiving gifts, especially as a child.
5. The host mentions a scenario where they asked Santa for a bicycle and a remote control car.
6. The host shares a humorous interaction with a stranger who asked them to trust Mr. Malla.
7. The host mentions a 'psychological hug' story involving a friend, stating that they hugged without touching due to the heat.
8. The host asks to be president and suggests they would improve the country's education and eliminate crime.
9. The host talks about their girlfriend, Siri, and expresses love for her.
10. The host warns that any 'asks' with their name are not from them, as they are just people pretending to be them.
11. The host shares about not hearing any strange sounds in their house.
12. The host expresses being 'half gone' and mentions being sick and busy with New Year's Eve, Christmas, and family time.
13. The host asks for suggestions on the next topic to discuss, with options being teachers and drunks.
14. The host ends the video wishing viewers a good year and looking forward to continuing to laugh at life's simple things in 2013.