The provided text appears to be a transcription of a video or podcast, possibly a comedy or satire show. The speaker seems to be discussing a variety of topics, including relationships, parenthood, music, and pop culture.
The speaker mentions a friend who helped record a video with them, suggesting that it's a country-themed video. They also discuss a friend who is expecting a baby and speculate about the baby's characteristics, such as whether it will be born with teeth.
The speaker mentions a car, possibly referring to a vehicle they own or are associated with. They also mention a date, June 17th, and a location, Do Oeste Rondônia, suggesting a future event or gathering.
The speaker talks about a show or event at a place called the summit, and they mention a "bizarre" birth story. They also discuss a mayor and a "Milan missile", suggesting a controversial or contentious figure in their community or region.
The speaker discusses a musician, possibly a comedian or funk musician, and mentions a song or music style that is "very different". They also mention a ball, a location, and a "Fogo" event, suggesting a cultural or social event.
The speaker talks about a baby named Adam who is in Japan, and they mention a second pregnancy. They also mention a video that was not enough and a social media platform for updates.
The speaker ends the segment with a line about rocking and a reference to a future event or game.
Overall, the text seems to be a humorous and satirical discussion of various topics, including relationships, parenthood, music, and pop culture.
1. The speaker is talking about a video where a friend helped record it.
2. The speaker is going to the Cruzeiro do Oeste Rondônia on June 17th.
3. The speaker is selling items and mentions that a friend helped record a video with them.
4. The speaker talks about the possibility of their son being born with teeth.
5. The speaker mentions that they are collecting mint and takes the rain.
6. The speaker talks about a girl they met when they were 17 years old and she was pregnant.
7. The speaker talks about a video about their birth and mentions a story about them at the summit.
8. The speaker talks about a watertight pact and mentions their mayor.
9. The speaker talks about a doctor who delivered a baby and mentions that it would be more bizarre if a doctor delivered their baby.
10. The speaker talks about a woman who takes her daughter to the house of Babel and thinks her daughter is fine.
11. The speaker talks about a funk player and mentions that they release a new song every time they blink.
12. The speaker talks about their daughter and mentions that she usually receives them when she sees them.
13. The speaker talks about their son's name and mentions that they didn't think much about it when they registered him.
14. The speaker talks about a baby in arms and mentions that every mother does the same thing.
15. The speaker talks about a pregnant woman with their brother by her side and mentions that they don't want to talk to the pregnant woman.
16. The speaker talks about their second pregnancy and mentions that it's too difficult.
17. The speaker talks about a boy named Adam who is in Japan.
18. The speaker talks about a video that wasn't enough and mentions that they have a little brother and a little sister.
19. The speaker talks about a neighborhood and mentions that they no longer listen to exclusion.
20. The speaker talks about a river and mentions that it also appears in Italy.
21. The speaker talks about signing the player until next week.
22. The speaker talks about a song and mentions that it's the same time but in the fall.