The speaker, Brian, is discussing his efforts to transform his cat, Tiger, from a dirty and disheveled creature into a clean and well-groomed one. He shares his experiences and challenges in this process, including the cat's initial resistance and discomfort. Brian uses various tools and methods, such as a hair-removing device, a fumicator inhaler, and a cat toothbrush. He also shares his observations about Tiger's behavior changes, such as becoming more clingy and sleeping with him. Despite the initial struggles, Brian expresses his satisfaction with the transformation and the bond he has with his cat.
1. The speaker, Brian, has a cat named Tiger who has become dirty and difficult to handle.
2. The cat is described as a "dirty red beast" and has hair that constantly gets into people's mouths and noses.
3. The cat's hair has not been washed for a year, leading to its poor condition.
4. Brian has created a program to help clean the cat, which he calls "Cat Rays".
5. The program consists of four stages and includes a device called a "terminator" or "fumicator" to remove excess hair.
6. The fumicator is used in conjunction with a furminator, a device for combing out the cat's fur.
7. The speaker has tried other devices for combing the cat's fur, but they did not work as expected.
8. The cat's fur is so long that it is described as "just a razor for legs wines from xy".
9. The cat has become clingy and needs to be close to the speaker.
10. The cat has never slept with the speaker before, but has recently started doing so.
11. The speaker intends to wash the cat after cleaning its fur to restore its condition.
12. The speaker is not sure how the cat will react to the washing process.