This is a transcript of a freestyle rap performance by Lil Dicky (aka LD) on the Sway in the Morning radio show. LD performs an energetic and humorous rap, showcasing his lyrical skills and wordplay. The performance is followed by a conversation between LD and Sway, where LD explains the meaning behind some of his lines, including a reference to doing drugs, which he clarifies was just a figure of speech. The conversation also touches on LD's upcoming tour and his unique live show, which features a PowerPoint presentation. The segment ends with LD promoting his website, swayzeuniverse.com.
1. The text seems to be a transcript of a rap or spoken word performance.
2. The speaker talks about waking up in the morning and being ready for the day.
3. The speaker mentions a "sway" and a "checkmate", possibly referencing a specific event or situation.
4. The speaker talks about liking certain videos and views, suggesting they might be popular or well-received.
5. The speaker refers to themselves as a "litmus test", which could imply they are a measure of something.
6. The speaker talks about being "home of the hyenas" and dropping a beat, suggesting they might be a rapper or musician.
7. The speaker mentions "fire" and "home of the hyenas", possibly in reference to a specific event or situation.
8. The speaker talks about playing it cool and not being noticed, suggesting they might be trying to maintain a low profile.
9. The speaker talks about being unimpressed by what they see in the press, suggesting they have a critical view of media coverage.
10. The speaker talks about being "vexed" by "trash", suggesting they are frustrated or annoyed by something.
11. The speaker talks about "chi" and "pet", suggesting they might be referencing specific people or events.
12. The speaker mentions "old new stocks plummet", suggesting they might be commenting on financial markets.
13. The speaker talks about being "cleaning the mess", suggesting they might be trying to resolve a problem or issue.
14. The speaker talks about being "hunting" and "spitting religious", which could be metaphorical or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
15. The speaker mentions being "marital christians beneficial", suggesting they might be part of a religious community that values marriage.
16. The speaker talks about having a "meal in the ditch" and "killing" something, suggesting they might be referring to a specific event or situation.
17. The speaker talks about being a "villainous ninja" and "gripping", suggesting they might be describing a specific character or role they play.
18. The speaker mentions being "slipping" and "hitting him with them hoes", which could be metaphorical or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
19. The speaker talks about being "funny" and "playing still", suggesting they might be trying to maintain a light-hearted or playful demeanor.
20. The speaker mentions a "chicken parm on a dating scene", suggesting they might be referring to a specific event or situation.
21. The speaker talks about being "grating the cheese", which could be a metaphor or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
22. The speaker talks about being "hot" and trying to "get blue", suggesting they might be referring to a specific event or situation.
23. The speaker talks about being a "player" and "copying" and "pasting", suggesting they might be describing a specific behavior or role.
24. The speaker mentions being "highways", which could be a metaphor or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
25. The speaker talks about being a "player" and "copying" and "pasting", suggesting they might be describing a specific behavior or role.
26. The speaker mentions being "highways", which could be a metaphor or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
27. The speaker talks about being a "player" and "copying" and "pasting", suggesting they might be describing a specific behavior or role.
28. The speaker mentions being "highways", which could be a metaphor or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.
29. The speaker talks about being a "player" and "copying" and "pasting", suggesting they might be describing a specific behavior or role.
30. The speaker mentions being "highways", which could be a metaphor or they could be referring to a specific event or situation.