The conversation begins with a customer, Bruce, requesting 50 new shirts from a store, which the salesperson finds excessive given Bruce's frequent purchases. Bruce explains that he has torn all the previous shirts. The salesperson then offers a coupon, but it has expired. Bruce is then interrupted by a phone conversation with an AI, Siri, on an iPhone, leading to a humorous discussion about Siri's artificial intelligence.
The conversation then shifts to a discussion about a Marvel movie, with references to Spider-Man and the Invisible Woman. There's a humorous exchange about the absurdity of Spider-Man's superhero name, "The Thing." The conversation then turns to a mention of a "giant superhero fight," causing a delay in flights.
The dialogue then introduces a new member to the team, the Black Panther, and discusses a laser sword found in a vault. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about a talent show, with a reference to a "Jedi youngling."
The conversation ends with a mention of an after-credits scene in a Marvel video, with a reference to John Cena, and a joke about the animator running out of ideas.
1. The character is discussing the need for 50 new shirts.
2. The character is frustrated about having to buy shirts frequently.
3. The character mentions having ripped all previous shirts.
4. The total cost for the new shirts is calculated to be 500.
5. A coupon is provided, but it has expired 14 hours ago.
6. The character expresses regret for not accepting the expired coupon.
7. The character acknowledges the strict store policy that prevents accepting expired coupons.
8. The character mentions receiving a message from a device called Siri.
9. The character is confused about Siri's nature, comparing her to an artificial intelligence and Ultron.
10. The character realizes that Siri is not a human and is an artificial intelligence.
11. The character expresses frustration about a device that is not a human.
12. The character mentions a recent purchase of a phone for Siri.
13. The character is testing some numbers, with the first test being "two".
14. The character is listening to music.
15. The character expresses confusion about the sudden appearance of Jackson Five songs on a walkman.
16. The character identifies various superheroes, including Groot, Mr. Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, and The Human Torch.
17. The character discusses the name of a superhero, expressing disbelief.
18. The character is reminded of a joke that is not considered funny.
19. The character asks if anyone in the vicinity is a doctor, mentioning a friend who had a heart attack.
20. The character assures there is no need to worry about the friend's breathing.
21. The character mentions a song line, "No strings on me".
22. The character questions the authorship of the script, referencing a Pinocchio reference.
23. The character asks if anyone has the abilities of a spider and can shoot webs from their butt.
24. The character expresses disbelief at the nonsensical suggestion.
25. The character admits to having something big but fears they might die.
26. The character mentions it's a Marvel movie and nobody ever dies, urging the audience to "just go for it".