The given text appears to be a dialogue or monologue from a live performance or a video, likely a comedy or a talk show, as it contains a mix of personal stories, jokes, and anecdotes. The speaker talks about their past, present, and future, sharing personal experiences and observations. They discuss their relationships with family members, their daily routines, and their aspirations. The speaker also engages in a humorous activity where they and their audience participate in a guessing game, with questions related to the likelihood of certain events happening. The speaker shares various personal stories, such as their experiences with their mother, their brother, and their partner. They also make references to popular culture, such as video games and movies. The speaker concludes by expressing their plans for future content, inviting viewers to subscribe to their channel.
1. The speaker mentions that tomorrow they will look the same as they did when they met 12 years ago. This indicates the speaker is 12 years old.
2. They mention a rate that increased in two years, which could refer to a growth rate or a rate of change in a certain situation or behavior.
3. The speaker talks about a surprise when they were 12 years old and able to do something at 2pm.
4. They mention a desire to stay quiet and a tag that calls out who is most likely but still in need of fame.
5. They mention a showcase of both roles and a person who no longer thinks about it.
6. They mention filling out a form with two pieces of paper, each with the name of both of them, and answering questions on the papers.
7. They mention a debate about who is most likely to be late and a test that only lasts 10 minutes.
8. They mention a 10-minute time limit for a certain activity.
9. They mention a bigger area and a planting event.
10. They mention getting married in the afternoon and being ready to do so.
11. They mention a woman being more likely to get irritated by silly little things and a serious offense caused by a dog.
12. They mention a woman being more likely to cause drama with a toilet lid.
13. They mention a woman being more likely to buy things that don't need a law.
14. They mention a Gopro case being hard to find and being new on the market.
15. They mention a father and a wardrobe with one less place.
16. They mention a woman being more likely to be arrested on the street and recording and doing clownish pranks.
17. They mention a woman being more likely to be more affectionate and thinking about winning.
18. They mention a woman being very equal and a team.
19. They mention a woman being more likely to be jealous.
20. They mention a woman being healthy and a grocery store where a DS license hit.
21. They mention a fight ending in a win.
22. They mention a new channel with a video every Wednesday night.
23. They mention a social network and a description.
24. They mention a channel, growth, and a subscription.