The monologue is a humorous, interactive performance by a comedian. It begins with a reference to a horror show called "Shhh…there is somebody", where the comedian plays a character who often says "shhh" and invites the audience to join in the fun. The comedian then shares a fictional story about a horror episode called "Ghost of the Well", where anyone who goes near a well is killed by a ghost who fell into it and died.
The comedian then tells a personal story about a real-life exorcism he witnessed as a child. The exorcism was performed by a Maulana, who was unable to communicate with the possessed girl because she was an air hostess who had recently returned from England and was speaking only English. Despite the girl's protests, the Maulana performed the exorcism and the girl was freed.
The comedian then shares another personal story about a time he fell ill and was treated by a holy man who he thought was a fraud. The holy man's treatment involved pressing the comedian's eyeballs, which caused him to scream and act possessed. The holy man eventually released him after about 5 minutes. The comedian recovered after 2 days, and the holy man took credit for his recovery.
The comedian ends the monologue with a light-hearted commentary on the lengths some people would go to for superstitious reasons, such as trying to kill Osama Bin Laden with black magic. The comedian's performance is filled with humor, audience interaction, and storytelling, and it effectively uses these elements to keep the audience engaged and entertained.
1. The speaker refers to a horror show called "Shhh…there is somebody".
2. The show features a character named Dick who reacts to the phrase "How long is my shhh…".
3. The speaker mentions an episode from the show called "Ghost of the Well", where a ghost kills anyone who goes near a well.
4. The speaker recounts a real-life experience of witnessing an exorcism in his village.
5. The girl who was possessed had been listening to a song with a ghostly voice.
6. The girl was possessed by an Englishman's ghost and couldn't speak English.
7. The speaker's friend Bhura was scared and left the scene.
8. The girl woke up after the exorcism and the mother thanked the exorcist.
9. The speaker recounts another experience from 2007 when he fell sick and was treated by a local doctor.
10. The speaker's aunt suggested a holy man who never takes money for treatment.
11. The speaker pretended to be possessed during the treatment to escape the painful eye pressure.
12. The speaker played a character in the treatment and asked the holy man to leave his body.
13. The speaker fell down after the treatment and pretended to be unconscious.
14. The speaker's aunt took credit for his recovery and spread the holy man's word of mouth publicity.
15. The speaker discusses the belief in black magic and rituals in India and compares it to the search for Osama Bin Laden.