The dialogue appears to be a script from a Bollywood movie or TV show and involves a series of conversations between two characters. The dialogue is filled with humor, sarcasm, and a hint of danger.
The character named Barkha decides to prank a man she refers to as a "perv" by ordering a pizza delivery to his location. She instructs the delivery person to wear a pizza delivery uniform and pack the pizza in a box. When the delivery person, who turns out to be a man, arrives, Barkha and the man engage in a series of banter and verbal sparring.
Barkha's prank escalates when she instructs the man to drive her around Mumbai. During this time, she makes sarcastic comments about the city's traffic and heat, as well as the man's driving skills. Barkha also reveals that she has a large sum of money with her, and if a shootout were to happen, she would kill everyone.
Despite the man's warnings about the dangers of their situation, Barkha continues her prank, which culminates in a lesson for the man about respecting women. The dialogue ends with a warning for viewers not to repeat Barkha's actions in real life and a thank you to Barkha for participating in the prank.
1. The conversation begins with a passenger asking the driver to take them to Lokhandwala.
2. The driver offers to take the passenger anywhere they like, suggesting they sit in the front for comfort.
3. The driver discovers the rear door of the car is locked and suggests the passenger sit in the front.
4. The driver expresses satisfaction with the passenger's decision and they set off.
5. The driver inquires if the passenger had a fight with their boyfriend, to which the passenger responds positively.
6. The driver suggests that it would be even better if the passenger did not have a boyfriend.
7. The driver mentions the lack of traffic, stating that there is usually a lot of traffic.
8. The driver states that they can force their way through traffic.
9. The driver notes the heat in Mumbai and the lack of air conditioning in the car.
10. The driver advises the passenger to keep their eyes on the road.
11. The passenger refers to a "pervert double-meaning song".
12. The driver becomes upset and shouts for the passenger to shut up.
13. The passenger asks what the driver wrote to them on the chat.
14. The driver admits they want the passenger to deliver stuff and feed them.
15. The passenger expresses concern about being jailed for possessing green stuff and carrying a kilo of white powder in Bombay.
16. The driver insists they will not get caught, stating they will not travel in their car.
17. The passenger asks where they have reached and the driver responds they are in Murli's area.
18. The driver has Rs. 300,000 and instructs the passenger to give it to Vicky later.
19. The driver states they will squeeze Vicky's balls if he doesn't give them the money and even Vicky's father will pay them.
20. The driver asks the passenger if they got the sample of their new product.
21. The passenger states they want the driver to deliver the product.
22. The driver instructs the passenger to wait and then confirms they have the product loaded in their bag.
23. The driver expresses a willingness to kill everyone in a shoot-out and assures the passenger they will not get caught.
24. The driver advises the passenger to make a call and assures them everyone in the city knows them.
25. The driver sings a song tune that translates to "has ended up dead".
26. The driver asks the passenger if they want to know something and the passenger responds they just got someone's ass handed to them.
27. The driver instructs the passenger to tell the delivery guy to pack the sample powder in a pizza box and wear the uniform of a pizza delivery guy.
28. The driver notes the suspicion of the police and advises the passenger to not be seen.
29. The driver instructs the passenger to send a cold drink to the driver as they feel hot.
30. The driver states they are sitting in the car and questions the usefulness of the AC.
31. The driver pulls up and instructs the passenger to park the car properly on the side.
32. The driver instructs the passenger to send the delivery guy's number and to call from a fake number.
33. The driver introduces herself as Barkha and states she is sitting in a taxi.
34. The driver asks the passenger if they are wearing a uniform and advises them to look like a delivery boy.
35. The driver instructs the passenger to look around for the police and to fake saying a thank you.
36. The passenger responds with a thank you and a goodbye, to which the driver responds with a question about whom they are waiting for.
37. The driver asks if the passenger also wants a sample of pizza and the passenger responds with affirmation.
38. The driver praises the passenger's modern potheads working for them.
39. The driver asks if the passenger can speak in English and the passenger responds affirmatively.
40. The driver compliments the passenger's driving skills and states they can force their way through traffic.
41. The driver instructs the passenger to drive the car and the passenger responds with reluctance.
42. The driver expresses frustration with the passenger's inability to drive and instructs them to look ahead.
43. The driver compliments the sample of the product,