This is a segment of a show where the host, Conor, is joined by another host, Andy, who is preoccupied with his phone. Conor repeatedly asks Andy to put his phone away, to which Andy eventually complies. The show then introduces a segment called "Puppy Conan," where Conor and Andy playfully interact with puppies. The segment also features a special guest, "Puppy Lady Gaga," who is revealed to be a puppy with a peculiar mustache. The hosts discuss the adoption of a puppy named "Puppy Andy," who was initially named "Moose" by Conor's wife. The puppy was later adopted by another writer on the show, Andre, who kept the name Moose. The hosts share a humorous story about the puppy's life before and after being adopted. The segment concludes with a light-hearted discussion about the hosts' personalities and their ability to be unfair and mean.
1. The speaker is discussing a show where he and another person are on stage, presumably a talk show or a similar format.
2. The show features a segment called "Puppy Conan", where a puppy named Conan is shown inspecting various items.
3. The speaker and his co-host are distracted by their phones during the show.
4. The speaker mentions that the set for the show was built for a specific purpose that may not have been intended to be used for the show.
5. The show features a segment called "Puppy Bowl", which is an alternative to the Super Bowl for people who don't want to watch football.
6. The speaker and his co-host are taking off their wigs during the show.
7. A special guest on the show is "Puppy Lady Gaga".
8. The speaker mentions that the puppies used in the show are all identical and were adopted after being featured on the show.
9. One of the puppies, named "Puppy Andy", was adopted by the speaker's wife and renamed "Moose".
10. The puppy named "Moose" was initially also named "Puppy Conan" by one of the other writers on the show.
11. The speaker mentions that the puppies were all cared for and taken care of during the show.
12. The speaker reveals that he asked a writer to step in and replace him on the show, which made him happy.